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Can we perhaps go on a couple dates first, please? https://t.co/x4WloipUgn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 12, 2020
Can we perhaps go on a couple dates first, please? https://t.co/x4WloipUgn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 12, 2020
Room Rater gave me a ten!
Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. Love the hutch. Assorted objects. Art. Prefer the Pinot Grigio, but it’s still a 10/10 @kinsellawarren https://t.co/l7c9yBsgTd pic.twitter.com/G5g3ftmNkP
— Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) October 11, 2020
—— Forwarded Message
From: Mark Bourrie <mbourrie@yahoo.com>
To: Warren Kinsella
Subject: Criminal libel
If you do not remove the defamatory material about me from your web page, I will attend at a Justice of the Peace Tuesday and swear out a complaint of criminal libel against you under the Criminal Code of Canada.
Mark Bourrie
Sent from my iPhone
Donald Trump attacked former McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt on Twitter.
Schmidt responded, and it is a thing of glory:
“You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance.
Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates, weirdos and losers.
You are losing.
We heard you loved Evita. You saw it so many times. Where will you live out your years in disgrace? Will you buy Jeffrey Epstein’s island? One last extra special deal from him? Or will you be drooling on yourself in a suite at Walter Reed? Maybe you will be in prison?
I bet you fear that. The Manhattan District Attorney may not be around to cover for you or your crooked kids anymore. Eliza Orlins doesn’t believe in different sets of rules for the Trumps. What about the State Attorney General? You know what you’ve done.
Oh, Donald. Who do you owe almost $500 million in personally guaranteed loans to? It’s all coming down. You think you and your disgusting family are going to be in deal-flow next year? Are you really that delusional?
You are lucky Chris Wallace interrupted you after Joe Biden said you weren’t smart. You started to melt down. That’s the place that hurts the most. Right? Fred Sr., knew it. You’ve spent your whole life proving it. You aren’t very smart. You couldn’t take the SAT on your own. What was the real score? 970? We both know you know.
Are the steroids wearing off? Is the euphoria fading? Do you feel foggy? Tired? Do you ache? How is the breathing? Hmmm. Are you watching TV today? We will have some nice surprises for you. Everyone is laughing at you. You are a joke. A splendid moron turned deadly clown.
Did you watch Martha McSally in her debate against American hero, fighter pilot, test pilot, astronaut Capt. Mark Kelly? She is so embarrassed by you. She is ashamed and full of self-loathing for the choice she made in following you over the cliff. She is in free fall now. She will lose, like most of them, because of you.
We hear from the White House and the campaign everyday. They are betraying you. They are looking to get out alive and salvage careers and their names. It’s Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner vs. Donald Trump Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle on the inside. They are at war over scraps and who gets to command what will be the remnants of your rancid cult.
It’s almost over now. You are the greatest failure in American history. You are the worst president in American history. Disgrace will always precede your name. Your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will grow up ashamed of their names.
One day, I suppose there will be some small and not-much-visited library that bears your name. It will be the type of place where a drunk walks by, staring at the wall for a minute, before deciding it is beneath his dignity to piss on. That’s what is waiting for you.
Joe Biden is a better man. He’s smarter. He’s winning.
Do you remember when you didn’t want to name Donald Trump Jr., Donald because you were worried about him being a loser named Donald? You were right about that. He is.
But it is you who will be remembered as America’s greatest loser. You will be crushed in the election!”
Why should you watch #VPDebate? Because @KamalaHarris is highly likely to become president. That’s why. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I’ll give this much to @vp: @realDonaldTrump would’ve interrupted and insulted @KamalaHarris 124 times by now. #VPDebate #deb
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
This is her “Pence, you’re lying again” face. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/xqKK0SqnZJ
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Pence on The Rose Garden Massacre: um, well, it was outside. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
“You respect the American people when you tell them the truth.” @KamalaHarris is so awesome. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Nothing Trump or his android underling say can diminish how truly glorious it is to see a strong, smart woman of color at this moment, on this stage, so close to power. #Debates2020 #VPDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
The plexiglass dividers make it sort of look like two ticket-vendors having a civil argument before a Broadway show. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I think he wanted to get her to lose her cool. It ain’t working. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
The 2020 choices: a pictorial. pic.twitter.com/KuNx25Gkkg
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
She is the absolute master of the non-verbal put down. Her expressions are just classic. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I’m impressed that @VP Pence extracted @realDonaldTrump’s body parts long enough to speak in complete, but completely false, sentences. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Pence’s forehead is looking shiny, which makes sense because he is actually an android. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
@VP Pence morphs into a Transformer when he tells too many fibs. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/fpOuCJjmln
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
This is what my Mom used to do when I came in late smelling like a brewery. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ZzY5a8WfTy
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Things you hear at #VPDebate but not in your sex life: “You have two minutes, uninterrupted.”
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I can see the reflection of the moderator in @VP Pence’s forehead. Bonus. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
She has kicked his pale android ass. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
#VPDebate2020: not a shitshow.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
#VPDebate #Debates2020 #USPolitics pic.twitter.com/uRtrQlFXG8
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
In another October, in another democratic contest, a man’s disability — a man’s health — almost changed everything.
In October 1995, Quebec was voting in a second referendum on independence. The federalist side had been winning — until Quebec’s separatist premier passed control of the campaign to the younger and more popular leader of the Bloc Québécois, Lucien Bouchard.
When that happened, the separatist option — the option that would see Quebec leave Canada — started to acquire momentum.
The arguments, pro and con, had all been heard before. Many of the key players in the “oui” or “non” fight were well known, too.
What was different, and what nearly broke up Canada, was Bouchard. The Bloc leader had lost a leg to a fast-moving and potentially deadly bacteria just months earlier. Many had thought he would die.
He didn’t. He came back from the dead and rewrote history.
Bouchard did that by embracing the illness that had almost killed him. At rally after rally that October, the lights were dimmed and a single light was directed at a podium.
The halls would grow silent. Leaning on a cane, Bouchard would move toward the podium, apparently in pain, with every eye watching him. He’d reach the podium, then hand the cane to an assistant, just beyond the rim of light. And then he would start — a fist clenched, his voice ranging from a shout to a whisper. He was extraordinary.
He would hold his audience spellbound, as he would plead for Quebecers to become, once and for all, masters in their own house. The atmosphere was electric, incredible, profound.
As one Jean Chretien-era cabinet member later said to me: “It was like he was Jesus Christ.” Bouchard embraced his burden and made himself a martyr for the separatist cause.
The federalist side started to lose. The separatist side started to win. On the night of the referendum, Canada avoided disaster by just 50,000 votes. The final vote was 50.58 per cent to 49.42 per cent. It was a shock to many that Canada had come that close to destruction.
All that saved Canada, many feel, was U.S. president Bill Clinton’s statement at the dedication of the new American embassy in Ottawa that same month. He called for “a strong and united Canada.” That turned the tide.
Many Octobers later, another U.S. president is (like Clinton) trying to find a way to avoid defeat. And (like Bouchard) he’s perhaps wondering whether a potentially fatal microbe could become his best political ally.
For Donald Trump, now in the grip of a virus that he once dismissed, it’s the ultimate paradox: the very thing that has destroyed America’s economy, and shredded his electoral prospects, may well be the thing that re-elects him.
Trump’s COVID-19 diagnosis doesn’t improve his chances simply because of sympathy. It improves his chances because the entire Democratic Party strategy — to make the election a referendum on Trump — now lays on the floor, discarded.
Attack ads, stopped. Tough speeches, rewritten. War rooms, told to stand down. Everything that Joe Biden and his party had planned to do — to go after Trump, relentlessly — they can’t now do.
Bouchard is unlikely to be known to Trump. But, as he reflects he might be well advised to consider the separatist leader’s strategy.
Picture Trump at a window, light streaming in, as he waves to the throngs on the street below. Picture him recording emotional fireside-style talks about the need to come together and support each other to defeat a common enemy.
Picture him, walking to a perfectly-lit podium — waving off help or a wheelchair — and giving the speech of his lifetime, one to call the nation together, one to rally the American people. And to defeat the virus, as he had.
COVID-19 could kill Donald Trump, it’s true.
But, this fateful October, it could also give him — and his campaign — renewed life.
I am rubbing “Stephen Miller Has Covid” clippings all over my naked torso, and I’m not feeling the least bit guilty
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 6, 2020