Sixteen per cent

At moments like this, I think back to the days when Liberals told me I was wrong about Justin Trudeau and that I should join their movement. And I smile.


My latest: 2025 predictions about the future!

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

So said baseball great (and quipster) Casey Stengel, and he was of course right. The prediction business is high-risk and low-reward.

The punditocracy loves making predictions, however, especially at year’s end. So who am I to buck a trend?

Here’s five of mine for 2025.

Justin Trudeau is going to leave.I’ve got several lunches riding on this one, so I’d better be right. My reasons? For starters, he’s been behind Pierre Poilievre’s Tories by double digits for more than a year. Nothing he’s tried has reversed his downward spiral.

Another reason: along with public opinion, he’s lost the support of most of the Liberal caucus, a sizeable chunk of cabinet, and every party in the House of Commons. Theirs is simply no viable path back to victory. So, sometime soon, he will say he’s written to the president of the Liberal Party to say that he plans to step down when a new leader is picked, give us all a Trudeau-esque wave, and then jet off to do some international sight-seeing. All at taxpayer expense, naturally.

The Liberals will have a leadership race and their numbers will improve. There’ll be plenty of contestants, too, the party’s present crummy poll numbers notwithstanding. Why? Because the Liberals firmly believe that the yawning gap in the polls is mostly about hatred for Trudeau, not love for Poilievre. And they’re not totally wrong about that.

Like Stephen Harper did in similar circumstances in 2008, the Grits will prorogue to avoid getting defeated in a confidence vote. That’ll give them some breathing room. Trudeau’s announced departure will boost their numbers, as will a leadership race. And then, with a shiny new leader at the fore, the Libs will get even more popular – because every new leader gets a bit of a honeymoon. But who will that leader be?

The new Liberal leader will be an outsider. That is, someone who isn’t in Trudeau’s cabinet, all of whom are too close to the blast radius. Outsiders always tend to do better in leadership races, particularly if a party has been in power for too long. Voters are looking for fresh faces, and so are party members. The Grit tradition of alternation between French and English leaders narrows the field even more.

That all leaves just three options. One is Christina Freeland, who executed a brilliant pirouette out of Trudeau’s circle, and has effectively become the leader of the opposition from within Trudeau’s caucus. Another is Mark Carney, who has been a former governor of both the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England – and therefore a good guy to have around when facing the economic existential threat of Trump tariffs. The third choice is Christy Clark.

The Liberals want a female leader to offset Poilievre’s angry guy: Clark, a happy warrior, offers that. They’ll want someone who knows how to govern: Clark, a former Premier, offers that. They’ll want someone who has never been part of the Trudeau oxymoronic brain trust: only Clark offers that.

Christy Clark is the only viable alternative to Pierre Poilievre. Big question: does she speak French well enough?

Pierre Poilievre will win. Doug Ford will win. Notwithstanding everything above, the federal Conservatives are still going to win a majority. It won’t be nearly as big as it would be, were an election to be held today. But Poilievre is still going to win. He may not be the cuddliest guy to ever offer himself to the people, but the people aren’t looking for cuddly, these days. They’re mad as Hell at all incumbents, and they’ve had time to get used to the idea of Poilievre as prime minister. He’ll win.

So will Doug Ford. As my colleague Brian Lilley has reported, a debate is raging within Ford’s team about when to seek re-election – this Spring, or later. Either way, Ford will still win. Ontario Liberal Leader Bonnie Crombie remains an unknown quantity, and the Ontario NDP (like their federal cousins) seem to be more preoccupied with Gaza than Guelph. Ford is routinely underestimated by his opponents, he’s coated in several layers of Teflon, and he’s morphed into the anti-Trump Captain Canada. He’ll win, too. Big.

The world will continue to orbit to the Right. A variety of factors are at play: an increasingly-dangerous world, which progressives seem unable to understand or fix. Anger towards political elites, who always tend to be pointy-headed political progressives. Frustration about the cost of living and porous borders, which have always been winning themes for conservatives.

For the next year, the Right will continue to dominate – and then, by 2026, the Left will come roaring back. Politics is pendulum, always swinging between Left and Right.

Which is always predictable, too!


My latest: 2024’s big losers

Said the famous socicultural expert, with typical insight and perspicacity : “I don’t like parties past 2 a.m. Then it’s all losers and weirdos.”

The expert, of course, is socialite Paris Hilton, who knows whereof she speaks. Her wisdom about losers applies, with particularity, to one Justin Pierre James Trudeau, Canada’s 23rd Prime Minister and – the way things are looking – the guy who is going to reduce the once-great Liberal Party of Canada to extinction. Paris knows losers when she sees them, and Justin is a big one: he’s stayed way, way too long at the party.

And that’s why, when crafting a year-end column about political losers, it’s pretty hard to come up with one in which Justin Trudeau doesn’t fill every single spot. That’s because the Canadian Liberal Party leader is concluding 2024 in worse shape than just about any politico in Western democracy.

He’s the Number One Loser, but there are other contenders for the list. Herewith and hereupon, here they are:

1. Justin Trudeau: He survived the Aga Khan, Grope-gate, blackface, WE, SNC Lavalin and innumerable scandals. He survived myriad broken promises, too, from Indigenous reconciliation to balanced budgets to electoral reform. He got elected or re-elected every single time (way to go, Canadians). But now, finally and praise the Lord, it feels like the Boy Blunder’s goose finally cooked: he is ending 2024 as the year’s top loser because his cult’s second-in-command, Chrystia Freeland, decided she would drink no more of the Liberal-red Kool Aid. Trudeau now faces a full-on caucus revolt, and a country that finds him revolting. He’s done like dinner and will leave – which means that Brian Lilley and several others will have to buy me dinner!

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My latest: 2024’s political winners

For many politicians and political parties, 2024 was a horrible, awful, nasty, no-good year.

Incumbent politicians and political parties, that is. The year 2024 was the worst year ever – ever – for incumbents, the political scientists tell us. Either they all lost ground, or they plain old lost. It was nasty, brutish and (sometimes) short-sighted.

The reasons are myriad and multiple, as they always are. But topping the list are the surging cost of living, and the surging numbers of migrants. Both issues made voters cranky, everywhere. (Elites, too. Voters got really mad at the elites.)

All of this was very good news for politicians or a political parties challenging incumbents. All they needed to do is maintain a pulse, most of the time, and they’d win.

That’s the big caveat attached to this year’s “winners” list. They may be political winners, but – in many cases – they didn’t actually earn it. They just had to show up and be the anti-incumbent.

1. Pierre Poilievre: Poll after poll show the Conservative Party dramatically ahead of Justin Trudeau’s Liberals. Interestingly, poll after poll also showed more voter enthusiasm for the Conservative Party than for the Conservative Party’s leader. That may be because voters don’t really know Poilievre, yet. Or, it maybe they do, and they find the Mr. Angry stuff wearying. It doesn’t really matter, however: at this point, Poilievre is going to win the biggest majority in event Canadian history. Which makes him a big winner.

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A gift of the Magi (and Roxy)

Here’s a Christmas tale.

O. Henry is one of my favorite writers (anyone who reads my stuff will know how much he influenced me). And one of his best-known stories is The Gift of the Magi.

If you haven’t read it, I’m not going to give the story away. Suffice to say it’s about a couple at Christmas, and the gifts they gave each other. The gifts were connected.

This year, I told E. I didn’t want anything, other than something artistic by her. Something creative. I was going to do likewise, but I didn’t tell her that.

Tonight, after Mass, we exchanged presents. What you see on top is the big one she gave me. What you see below is the big one I gave her. We were both very surprised.

It’s a Gift of the Magi thing, with Roxy at the center. Which is kind of perfect, and a perfect Christmas story, too.

So, a merry Christmas to all – and to all a good night!

 


Roxy portrait

After Mass, got one of the best presents ever – a portrait of Roxy by E., which made me cry. It’s just beautiful.