So, out with Son One tonight.  He’s 14.  We found a new 7-11, and thus a new source of Slurpees.  A Good Thing.  Then, he asks me if I want to see the video he did.  Sure, says I.  Watch it on his device.  “Wow,” says me.  “Who did the animation and the coding and all that?”

“Me,” he says.

What I find amazing about this is that he learned to do this on his own, principally by watching some YouTube videos.  He explained that it’s incomplete, and is just a “test,” and that it tails off at the end.  But I told him I thought it was pretty neat, and would like his permission to show y’all.  He said sure – so here you go.

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Here it is again! Because I feel like it!

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Does the full moon affect human behaviour, per today’s column?  Reader Gary Brigden sends along this interesting anecdote:

Warren: I worked at Spankys nightclub in Brampton from 1983 to 1987.  The owner noticed once a month we would have a much earlier crowd, more drinking and more fights. Sure enough, we got the books out and followed three years of stats. Without fail, on full moon nights, the crowd came earlier (we used to mark people in between 8 and 9, then 9 to 10 etc)., the drinking totals were about $2,500 higher (worked out to 2 drinks more per person) and lots more fights. (Usually two a night, whereas we might have one a week otherwise).

I would have never believed it, but the facts don’t lie.

Gary Brigden

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“Machiavelli” is spelled correctly this time, for instance.  Also, new blurbage: Ivison, Flanagan, take note.  Out in September.

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Whenever a lot of people get murdered by people carrying guns – as they have, recently, in Toronto and Denver – other people ask: “How did this happen? Why do these things keep happening?”

With the greatest of respect, those are unintelligent questions. One does not need to be a police officer, or a scientist, to know that (a) crazy and/or stupid people exist and (b) if you make it easier for crazy and/or stupid people to get guns, they will use them on innocent people.

There are other factors at work, of course. But those are the big ones. If you don’t get that, you need more help that a newspaper opinion column can provide.

Now, when I was a cop reporter, in Calgary and Ottawa, I noticed that the higher-ups would lay on more officers whenever it was hot, or a full moon, or when school was out. That’s because violent crime tended to go up, noticeably, on those occasions. The reasons, to me, were straightforward: when it got hot, people drank more. When people drank more, they did stupid things, sometimes involving guns.

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Was very, very quiet in that car.

Encouraged him to talk about it, and told him I would never let anyone hurt him or anyone else. Ever.

Advice?

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Anyone know a good auto broker (ie. for purchase) in or around Toronto? I’m too lazy to do the work myself.

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Nothing from JamesHalifax yet.

Dear Mr. Kinella,
Thank you for this timely message. Firstly, please allow me to apologize for causing you any sort of grief
or aggravation, as a result of my childish, immature and silly comments. Secondly, I have decided that
this will be my last post on your web site, as while I would fully conform to your rules if I were to continue
to post, I feel very bad for upsetting you. Thirdly, you are quite correct that I have posted “race based crap”
and for that I am truly sorry for that. I can assure you that I do not hate individual or group on the basis of
their racial, ethnic, cultural, national, linguistic and/or religious background. While my comments were indeed
very silly and clearly wrong, I was only doing them in an effort to ‘smoke out” the racists, who post to your
forum on a regular basis, and to that end, I do believe I was vindicated. I was deeply distressed by the
cravenly indifferent, crypto-racist, and highly euro-centric comments, which quite often made direct attacks
upon Afro-Canadians, with regard to the issue of gun control. So I thought I would “give them a taste of their
own medicine”, as it were. However, it was very wrong of me to use your forum for personal reasons
like that. I would like to wish you the very best of good luck and success with all of your projects in the future.
I do hope you can forgive me for causing problems on your web site. If I may suggest, perhaps it would be
prudent for you to remove any and all comments I have made in the recent past on your web site, as they
may be offend and upset potentially new readers who visit your web site.

Sincerely,
Nurie Jahangeer

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“Like a divergent australopithecine strain, The Invasion shares many tendencies with its descendants, while dabbling in different musical genera entirely: On its A-side, it establishes its ’77-proof DNA with “I am a Confused Teenager” before deteriorating into guttural discord and pre-hardcoric throat-shredding in “Invasion of the Tribbles.” B-sider “The Secret of Immortality” is yet another permutation, pairing open-air drive-thru pop with pensive ruminations on morality, life, death and Catholic guilt…”

Great wordsmithing, there.  Can’t recall seeing “australopithecine” in a review anytime recently.  Or, like, ever.

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Your comments, and the number of comments you’ll be permitted, are heretofore limited. There has been too much libel, too much ad hominem, and frankly too much race-based crap.

I don’t care what side of the spectrum you’re on, either. This is my house, and my rules prevail. If you don’t like that, beat it.

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