Musings —05.04.2017 09:53 AM—
Column, now on HuffPo. Got a lot of comments about this one. Sample: “You’re mean, but I like it.”
You weren’t going to ever, ever beat Justin Trudeau. He was going to put you — a bloviating blowhard, a misanthropic misogynist, a down-market Donald — through the political Cuisinart. He was going to shred you to pieces, and make soup out of you, Sharky.
So you packed up your toothbrush, waved over your shoulder in the direction of Mad Max, and started jogging back to Gate 11.
You always planned to. You won’t be missed.