03.22.2011 01:15 PM

Best. Chart. Ever.

From my colleague Jason, who (like everyone at Daisy) is familiar with my intricate plans to survive the inevitable Zombie takeover.

23 Comments


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    Jan says:

    Alien-Robot Coalition – I heard there have been talks. I can only imagine what the Zombies will do with this when it gets out.


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    Nastyboy says:

    UofO,Carleton and the University of Florida have done some ground breaking research on the subject.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

    http://www.gainesville.com/article/20091001/ARTICLES/910019935

    I’ve been stockpiling for years. They call me mad. But I’ll show them….I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!!!


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    billg says:

    When Ernest Lustig calls it the best ever chart, then its the best ever chart.


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      Warren says:

      I stand corrected.


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    Dan says:

    Best bet. A specialized Task Force consisting of Woody Harrelson, Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis and lead by Will Smith who has the rare expertise of combating them all.

    Their humanity’s only hope.


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      Nastyboy says:

      Has Wil Smith fought zombies? I thought I AM Legend was vampires.


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    Skinny Dipper says:

    Which ones are the Conservatives, Liberals,, and NDPers? I wonder if Green supporters could be vegetarian zombies.


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    Lala says:

    There are no words.


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    Sean Cummings says:

    I for one welcome our new zombie/robot/alien overlords.


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    Namesake says:

    here’s a blasphemous variant of that too-much-time-on-their hands Venn Diagram (thin-skinned Christians, look away): http://urlm.in/hjwf


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    billg says:

    Sean Cummings: that was funny…!!!


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    Dude Love says:

    Could always be simplified (or a situation made worst) with an invasion of Zombie-Robots from Space!


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    Nastyboy says:

    Just great…now the zombies have stun guns.

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11081/1133851-100.stm


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    james Smith says:

    Then you might like this:
    http://vimeo.com/21216091


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    Dan says:

    They had to befriend the machines in order to win. Won’t be an option with Aliens and Zombies running around


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    JStanton says:

    …. and THATS why we are having an election!

    .


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    Brian says:

    It’s a great chart, but I don’t see a whole lot of “survival plan” opportunities built into it. 🙂


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      Lord Kitchener says:

      survival plan: get yourself, and your non-zombie loved ones, to the nearest Costcos/Walmart/Canadian Tire (the ones with the grocery stores)/and Target (if the zombie invasion holds off long enough) because 1. they will have many provisions and potential weapons (remember zombies dont like fire and you want a weapon that creates distance and wont break) 2. ideally, you will only have to guard one — very fortified –entrance.

      also, in the early days of the zombie apocalypse, fill tubs with water so you wont run out of water when the faucets/power shuts down.

      Remember: zombies can hear you, so be quiet 🙂

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide


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    eattv says:

    For another angle: http://www.robotuprising.com/


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    Greg says:

    Man I love this site. Silly fun topics like elections and then serious stuff I can use like the connection between Zombies, Robots and Aliens.

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