03.22.2011 01:15 PM

Best. Chart. Ever.

From my colleague Jason, who (like everyone at Daisy) is familiar with my intricate plans to survive the inevitable Zombie takeover.

23 Comments

  1. Jan says:

    Alien-Robot Coalition – I heard there have been talks. I can only imagine what the Zombies will do with this when it gets out.

  2. Nastyboy says:

    UofO,Carleton and the University of Florida have done some ground breaking research on the subject.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

    http://www.gainesville.com/article/20091001/ARTICLES/910019935

    I’ve been stockpiling for years. They call me mad. But I’ll show them….I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!!!

  3. billg says:

    When Ernest Lustig calls it the best ever chart, then its the best ever chart.

  4. Dan says:

    Best bet. A specialized Task Force consisting of Woody Harrelson, Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis and lead by Will Smith who has the rare expertise of combating them all.

    Their humanity’s only hope.

  5. Which ones are the Conservatives, Liberals,, and NDPers? I wonder if Green supporters could be vegetarian zombies.

  6. Lala says:

    There are no words.

  7. I for one welcome our new zombie/robot/alien overlords.

  8. Namesake says:

    here’s a blasphemous variant of that too-much-time-on-their hands Venn Diagram (thin-skinned Christians, look away): http://urlm.in/hjwf

  9. billg says:

    Sean Cummings: that was funny…!!!

  10. Dude Love says:

    Could always be simplified (or a situation made worst) with an invasion of Zombie-Robots from Space!

  11. Nastyboy says:

    Just great…now the zombies have stun guns.

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11081/1133851-100.stm

  12. james Smith says:

    Then you might like this:
    http://vimeo.com/21216091

  13. Dan says:

    They had to befriend the machines in order to win. Won’t be an option with Aliens and Zombies running around

  14. JStanton says:

    …. and THATS why we are having an election!

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  15. Brian says:

    It’s a great chart, but I don’t see a whole lot of “survival plan” opportunities built into it. 🙂

    • Lord Kitchener says:

      survival plan: get yourself, and your non-zombie loved ones, to the nearest Costcos/Walmart/Canadian Tire (the ones with the grocery stores)/and Target (if the zombie invasion holds off long enough) because 1. they will have many provisions and potential weapons (remember zombies dont like fire and you want a weapon that creates distance and wont break) 2. ideally, you will only have to guard one — very fortified –entrance.

      also, in the early days of the zombie apocalypse, fill tubs with water so you wont run out of water when the faucets/power shuts down.

      Remember: zombies can hear you, so be quiet 🙂

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

  16. Greg says:

    Man I love this site. Silly fun topics like elections and then serious stuff I can use like the connection between Zombies, Robots and Aliens.

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