Musings —03.02.2012 07:47 AM
—Life is full of challenges
A black cat just crossed my path. Being a descendant of a superstitious, backward people, this immediately terrified me.
I considered backing up down the street, but this would have meant slamming into at least two cars behind me. I therefore cast an ancient Gaelic curse (“Dóite agus loisceadh ort!”) on them, and deflected the black cat bad luck.
The day thus repaired, I carried on merrily.
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I’d like to know what this ancient Gaelic curse was…
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Dóite agus loisceadh ort.
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I put it through the translator – that came out as something like “I want to go to the beach and party all day”… not sure what that has to do with black cats…
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Burning and scorching on you.
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I know, I know! I was kidding!
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ah, but do you have a phonetic prononciation? The letter/sound association in Gaeilge and Gàidhlig I swear was invented just to further annoy the English…
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And how did you like the smell of burning cat fur?
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Oh, you have no idea how much I love to burn a particular fat cat’s fur.
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Waaaait a minute. If you deflect a curse, aren’y you letting some other poor joe from Palookaville take the hit? That’s bad karma.
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Look, I’m not a nice guy. I admit it.
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FYI, my Warren Kinsella voodoo doll is almost complete. So watch out. Although, my Dalton McGuinty voodoo doll doesn’t seem to be working. Disappointing.
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My ex has the one that works.
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sorry….couldnt resist……http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YxpDEpngko
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and this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_6yq_wNNHE
best black cat song ever