Musings —03.02.2012 07:47 AM—
A black cat just crossed my path. Being a descendant of a superstitious, backward people, this immediately terrified me.
I considered backing up down the street, but this would have meant slamming into at least two cars behind me. I therefore cast an ancient Gaelic curse (“Dóite agus loisceadh ort!”) on them, and deflected the black cat bad luck.
The day thus repaired, I carried on merrily.