I am the God of Lies and Mischief

…or so says my Sun Media colleague Lorrie Goldstein:

“Obviously my QMI colleague Warren Kinsella, the Prince Loki of Liberalism, intuitively understands this, which is why he’s been pushing a Trudeau candidacy.

Based on the Abacus poll of 1,008 adults from June 20-23, it’s not hard to see why.”

Nice. Thanks, Lorrie. You and Bono are the Jabba the Hut and Snidely Whiplash of Conservatism, respectively, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Goldstein – who, like all Rightist Sun pundits, is completely obsessed with my good looks, superior intellect and much larger paycheque, and can’t stop writing about me – got it right on my abs, however. This is what they look like, girls. Washboard city. Swear.