11.20.2013 10:18 AM

Day 34: still a free man!

Censorship expert Mark Bourrie made a criminal libel complaint against me more than a month ago – but, oddly, I have yet to receive a visit or even a phone call from the police! Whatever could be wrong?

Anyway, Mark has been sending libel notices to anyone who has ever commented on his behaviour on this web site. He’s been very busy. Interestingly, he has been using House of Commons property to do so, which I’m pretty sure is against a bunch of rules. We’re going to check with officials about that.

In the meantime, for anyone wishing to comment on Mark’s unique approach, please feel free to do so. I undertake to keep your identifying information confidential.

For my part, permit to say: ain’t freedom grand? I know my time in the big house will be starting any day now, and I intend to live every moment of freedom as if it is my last!

Also, have a nice day, Mark.


  1. Anonymous says:

    Mark Bourrie is an asshole.

  2. LD says:

    Life long New Dem here. I will purchase and wear a ‘Free Warren K’ t-shirt if/when they are needed. Attempts to muzzle and censor Mr. Kinsella grate on me to no end.

  3. Anonymous 2 says:

    Well, I may as well join the fun.

    Mark Bourrie is [TOO HOT TO HANDLE]

  4. Timothy Friesen says:

    Maybe you should talk to the Ez? He’s a big opponent to these SLAPP lawsuits I hear. I keep waiting for him to comment on Cal Wenzel suing Calgary’s mayoy (Naheed Nenshi). Maybe he would cover you and Mark Burrie as well?

  5. Reality.Bites says:

    I understand Rob Ford needs a new chief of staff. Seems like a match made in heaven.

    (Albeit on one of God’s days off)

  6. Kevin T. says:

    It’s kinda like whack-a-mole, but there is only one hole and just the one mole, who is too XXXXX to know when to stop so he lives with a constant headache.

  7. Civil Discourse says:


    Here’s a couple…

    Is it possible that cyanide capsules may have been invented especially for people stuck in a conversation with XXXXX?

    If clues were shoes, would XXXXX be barefoot?

    Is it possible that the expression XXXXX gets on his face when filing frivolous lawsuits against Warren and his followers has him lresembling a widow’s XXXXXX.

    Perhaps XXXXXX could slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma.

    I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

    • Mr. Smith says:

      I have to add a couple – thanks for the laugh

      XXXXX is so incompetent that he could not arrange a piss up in a brewery.

      or XXXX could not arrange a two car funeral.

      • Civil Discourse says:

        Knock, Knock.
        Who’s there?
        Mark who?
        Mark XXXXXXX
        Fuck off.

        Is it true that Mark genuinely wrote 40k words of a pornographic novel about Warren Kinsella only to have it judged unpublishable?

        To get over Warren, Mark, you will need to risk something of yourself. Tell us your saddest experience, your lowest point. You must only be genuine. We won’t laugh, (loudly.)

        There’s a new video game being launched based on a book by Mark Bourrie. It’s called “Mental Atrophy.”

  8. e.a.f. says:

    well we can only wish you continued good luck. Roger Shuler, Legal Schnauzer, in Alabama has not been so lucky. They went to court, got a retired judge, issued an injunction, he published, got maced by 4 cops in his garage, beaten up, arrested, and is still sitting in an Alabama jail, 3 weeks later. No news on when he might get out. What did he do? Wrote on his blog about prominent politicians and others. The violated the First Amendment. Good think you live in Canada.

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