— Musings —03.16.2015 10:54 AM
Moving is worse than…
• Getting kicked in the face by a goat
• Leaving a baby on a bus
• Having to poop at your friend’s tiny studio apartment
• Accidentally drooling while speaking to a Super Model
• Being kidnapped by a drug cartel
• Swallowing a pill sideways
• Week-long Justin Bieber Music Festival
….but moving is what we are doing! Yep.
What do you think moving is worse than, Dear Reader?
moving is worse than renovations, which is why we are renovating O_o
…staying in Toronto…
Relocating an outhouse.
Another four years of PM Harper. Kidding!
Stephen Harper “sitting in” at a Nickelback festival.
Finding a large spider in the bathtub after you’re too naked to run screaming out of the room.
Trying to pull off a simple nomination in Sudbury?
Moving is worse than getting a prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands.
Moving is worse than using extra course grit sand paper to wipe yor butt.
Moving is worse than having to sit through a binge Netflix session of all the seasons AND the movies of “Sex and the City”.
Selling off two storage containers of furniture and ‘stuff’ that won’t fit into the new condo.
watching the JONOs???????
moving is easy, just leave and buy new; or call a moving company and let them take care of it all;
moving is easier than staying with your in-laws indefinetly; or having a house large enough to have your adult kids keep coming home, with larger and larger families.
I don’t know. Drooling while speaking to a supermodel would be very bad from my point of view.
You see, if I ever get the opportunity it would probably be my only opportunity in my life so to flub that one opportunity would be very bad.
Maybe for a big celebrity like you, who probably meets supermodels on a monthly if not a weekly basis, drooling while talking to one of them would not be as bad as moving. 🙂
I dunno re your question nor do I know you personally buack…t just so you know I have a bad b
I dunno re your question nor do I know you personally buack…t just so you know I have a bad back
forget it ..I’m an idiot .
Warren,
My favourite parts: sat in car for four hours waiting for the furniture delivery but they never showed. One week later, back in the car and waiting while they attempted delivery at a previous address. Great fun!
Tell you in two weeks.
Just keep moving, kid.
And then nobody get hurt.
Try wallpapering every room in the house with your wife. This one the biggest causes of marriage breakups. You know, pink roses and bonnets versus solid blue stripes.
Losing a testicle to a monkey attack.
Moving is proven by evidence-based medicine to be one of the most stressful events in our lives. In the same group as divorce, death, war, serious illness of a loved one, worse than getting fired.
Needless to say, I’m not moving for another 50 years, until I am quite close to death.
Ok, if CSIS makes me leave the country, maybe. Perhaps
Big babies. Throw your crap in boxes. Throw your boxes on a truck. Unload, unpack and you are done. Funny how painful it is for some folks. I’ll send my monkey over to help you out. He’s good. Just watch your nards…