Musings —03.16.2015 10:54 AM—
• Getting kicked in the face by a goat
• Leaving a baby on a bus
• Having to poop at your friend’s tiny studio apartment
• Accidentally drooling while speaking to a Super Model
• Being kidnapped by a drug cartel
• Swallowing a pill sideways
• Week-long Justin Bieber Music Festival
….but moving is what we are doing! Yep.
What do you think moving is worse than, Dear Reader?