— Musings —07.29.2015 09:49 AM
Signs that you are old
You actually enjoy talking to the pigeons outside one of the Starbucks on Robson.
— Musings —07.29.2015 09:49 AM
You actually enjoy talking to the pigeons outside one of the Starbucks on Robson.
Tuppence, tuppence, etc.
you,re only old if they talk back.
Remember, bread is bad for them. But I’m sure the pastries at Starbucks would be even worse.
Ladies helping you out at the credit union call you ‘dear.’
Begin to worry when they don’t ask to see your ID at Shoppers Drug Mart on Seniors Day.
Just discovered the Wu-Tang Clan Nickname Generator: http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php
Warren Kinsella from this day forward
you will also be known as
Profound Watcher
As for the party leaders:
Gilles Duceppe from this day forward
you will also be known as
Sarkastik Bastard
Elizabeth May from this day forward
you will also be known as
Master Warrior
Justin Trudeau from this day forward
you will also be known as
Annoyin’ Professional
Tom Mulcair from this day forward
you will also be known as
Smilin’ Menace
Stephen Harper from this day forward
you will also be known as
Sarkastik Professional
Classic
But … if you use full names you get a different story:
Elizabeth Evans May from this day forward
you will also be known as
Shriekin’ Wanderer
Justin Pierre James Trudeau from this day forward
you will also be known as
Amazing Prophet
Stephen Joseph Harper from this day forward
you will also be known as
Lazy-assed Ambassador
Thomas Joseph Mulcair from this day forward
you will also be known as
Amazing Conqueror
Warren James Douglas Kinsella from this day forward
you will also be known as
Lucky Bastard
(and yes, I do have more important things to do but I couldn’t help myself)
Paul Wells from this day forward
you will also be known as
Lazy-assed Bandit
David Akin from this day forward
you will also be known as
Mighty Commander
Mike Duffy from this day forward
you will also be known as
Master Hunter (was expecting Master Baiter)
I’m dreading the day I get offered the senior’s discount.
When that day comes your attitude changes, and you ask for it everywhere, every time. It’s like a farm team for the senate.
Warren…. be kind to pigeons…. for one day they may erect a statue of you and pigeons will …. you know …. ! ! !!!