07.20.2015 09:50 PM

You know who could use one of those government benefit cheques?

Me, so I can hire a Yorkville plastic surgeon to eliminate those bags under my eyes! From tonight’s CITY-TV.

“Does vote-buying work? When does it not work?”
 

7 Comments


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    Ray says:

    Lemme know how that turns out, would you?


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    Student501 says:

    When it’s done discretely and without a polo shirt adorned in a political party’s logo and colour…

    Ho, Ho, Ho it’s Pierre Noel….


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      Ronald O'Dowd says:

      Student501,

      Looks like it’s time for a visit to Papa’s office.


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    Ridiculosity says:

    “i’ve had so much plastic surgery that when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.” – Joan Rivers


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    Liam Young says:

    I’m going to give my $500 to Tom Mulcair, but might consider lipo as well.


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    Houland Wolfe says:

    Well let’s hope the surgeon doesn’t cut too deeply and remove those rosy cheekbones!


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    davie says:

    Time goes by. Bags accumulate under the eyes and around the waist. They store our sins.

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