07.20.2015 09:50 PM

You know who could use one of those government benefit cheques?

Me, so I can hire a Yorkville plastic surgeon to eliminate those bags under my eyes! From tonight’s CITY-TV.

“Does vote-buying work? When does it not work?”


  1. Ray says:

    Lemme know how that turns out, would you?

  2. Student501 says:

    When it’s done discretely and without a polo shirt adorned in a political party’s logo and colour…

    Ho, Ho, Ho it’s Pierre Noel….

  3. Ridiculosity says:

    “i’ve had so much plastic surgery that when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.” – Joan Rivers

  4. Liam Young says:

    I’m going to give my $500 to Tom Mulcair, but might consider lipo as well.

  5. Houland Wolfe says:

    Well let’s hope the surgeon doesn’t cut too deeply and remove those rosy cheekbones!

  6. davie says:

    Time goes by. Bags accumulate under the eyes and around the waist. They store our sins.

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