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KINSELLACAST 128: Adler, Mraz and Trump’s final days – plus Matthew Sweet, Foxhall Stacks and Guided By Voices
This week’s Sparky: the end times approach!
Today on Warren’s Internet
Can we perhaps go on a couple dates first, please? https://t.co/x4WloipUgn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 12, 2020
I got a ten! Happy bird day!
Room Rater gave me a ten!
Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. Love the hutch. Assorted objects. Art. Prefer the Pinot Grigio, but it’s still a 10/10 @kinsellawarren https://t.co/l7c9yBsgTd pic.twitter.com/G5g3ftmNkP
— Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) October 11, 2020
Mark Bourrie sends an email
—— Forwarded Message
From: Mark Bourrie <mbourrie@yahoo.com>
To: Warren Kinsella
Subject: Criminal libel
If you do not remove the defamatory material about me from your web page, I will attend at a Justice of the Peace Tuesday and swear out a complaint of criminal libel against you under the Criminal Code of Canada.
Mark Bourrie
Sent from my iPhone
Haters are back in court – and we’ll be opposing them
A REAL REPUBLICAN ON TRUMP
Donald Trump attacked former McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt on Twitter.
Schmidt responded, and it is a thing of glory:
“You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance.
Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates, weirdos and losers.
You are losing.
We heard you loved Evita. You saw it so many times. Where will you live out your years in disgrace? Will you buy Jeffrey Epstein’s island? One last extra special deal from him? Or will you be drooling on yourself in a suite at Walter Reed? Maybe you will be in prison?
I bet you fear that. The Manhattan District Attorney may not be around to cover for you or your crooked kids anymore. Eliza Orlins doesn’t believe in different sets of rules for the Trumps. What about the State Attorney General? You know what you’ve done.
Oh, Donald. Who do you owe almost $500 million in personally guaranteed loans to? It’s all coming down. You think you and your disgusting family are going to be in deal-flow next year? Are you really that delusional?
You are lucky Chris Wallace interrupted you after Joe Biden said you weren’t smart. You started to melt down. That’s the place that hurts the most. Right? Fred Sr., knew it. You’ve spent your whole life proving it. You aren’t very smart. You couldn’t take the SAT on your own. What was the real score? 970? We both know you know.
Are the steroids wearing off? Is the euphoria fading? Do you feel foggy? Tired? Do you ache? How is the breathing? Hmmm. Are you watching TV today? We will have some nice surprises for you. Everyone is laughing at you. You are a joke. A splendid moron turned deadly clown.
Did you watch Martha McSally in her debate against American hero, fighter pilot, test pilot, astronaut Capt. Mark Kelly? She is so embarrassed by you. She is ashamed and full of self-loathing for the choice she made in following you over the cliff. She is in free fall now. She will lose, like most of them, because of you.
We hear from the White House and the campaign everyday. They are betraying you. They are looking to get out alive and salvage careers and their names. It’s Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner vs. Donald Trump Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle on the inside. They are at war over scraps and who gets to command what will be the remnants of your rancid cult.
It’s almost over now. You are the greatest failure in American history. You are the worst president in American history. Disgrace will always precede your name. Your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will grow up ashamed of their names.
One day, I suppose there will be some small and not-much-visited library that bears your name. It will be the type of place where a drunk walks by, staring at the wall for a minute, before deciding it is beneath his dignity to piss on. That’s what is waiting for you.
Joe Biden is a better man. He’s smarter. He’s winning.
Do you remember when you didn’t want to name Donald Trump Jr., Donald because you were worried about him being a loser named Donald? You were right about that. He is.
But it is you who will be remembered as America’s greatest loser. You will be crushed in the election!”
The buzz on the VP debate, in tweets
Why should you watch #VPDebate? Because @KamalaHarris is highly likely to become president. That’s why. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I’ll give this much to @vp: @realDonaldTrump would’ve interrupted and insulted @KamalaHarris 124 times by now. #VPDebate #deb
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
This is her “Pence, you’re lying again” face. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/xqKK0SqnZJ
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Pence on The Rose Garden Massacre: um, well, it was outside. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
“You respect the American people when you tell them the truth.” @KamalaHarris is so awesome. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Nothing Trump or his android underling say can diminish how truly glorious it is to see a strong, smart woman of color at this moment, on this stage, so close to power. #Debates2020 #VPDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
The plexiglass dividers make it sort of look like two ticket-vendors having a civil argument before a Broadway show. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I think he wanted to get her to lose her cool. It ain’t working. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
The 2020 choices: a pictorial. pic.twitter.com/KuNx25Gkkg
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
She is the absolute master of the non-verbal put down. Her expressions are just classic. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I’m impressed that @VP Pence extracted @realDonaldTrump’s body parts long enough to speak in complete, but completely false, sentences. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Pence’s forehead is looking shiny, which makes sense because he is actually an android. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
@VP Pence morphs into a Transformer when he tells too many fibs. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/fpOuCJjmln
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
This is what my Mom used to do when I came in late smelling like a brewery. #VPDebate #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ZzY5a8WfTy
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
Things you hear at #VPDebate but not in your sex life: “You have two minutes, uninterrupted.”
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
I can see the reflection of the moderator in @VP Pence’s forehead. Bonus. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
She has kicked his pale android ass. #VPDebate #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
#VPDebate2020: not a shitshow.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020
#VPDebate #Debates2020 #USPolitics pic.twitter.com/uRtrQlFXG8
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 8, 2020