This week’s Sparky: the problem ain’t going away, folks!
This week’s Sparky: the problem ain’t going away, folks! pic.twitter.com/QY1dXUhSel
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 25, 2020
Trump is a symptom, not the cause
A friend was recently expressing hope that the political party I work for, the Democrats, will emerge triumphant in November, taking both the White House and the Senate. I said I hoped for the same thing, of course, but I now held out far less hope for America itself.
Why, she asked.
“Because Trump is a symptom, not the cause,” I said. “He’s not the exception. He’s a reflection of what America has become.”
I wish I had remembered Adam Gopnik’s extraordinary essay in the New Yorker four years ago. He foresaw all of it, and said it better than the likes of me ever could.
Here is his full essay, and here is the key part:
“If Trump came to power, there is a decent chance that the American experiment would be over. This is not a hyperbolic prediction; it is not a hysterical prediction; it is simply a candid reading of what history tells us happens in countries with leaders like Trump. Countries don’t really recover from being taken over by unstable authoritarian nationalists of any political bent, left or right—not by Peróns or Castros or Putins or Francos or Lenins or fill in the blanks. The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal. Ask Argentinians or Chileans or Venezuelans or Russians or Italians—or Germans. The national psyche never gets over learning that its institutions are that fragile and their ability to resist a dictator that weak. If he can rout the Republican Party in a week by having effectively secured the nomination, ask yourself what Trump could do with the American government if he had a mandate.“
I think I’ll stick around
My latest: Donald Trump’s path to victory
Forget it.
Two years ago, in a limitless and sunny August when a global pandemic seemed like an impossibility, my daughter and I knocked on doors for the Democrats in Portland, Maine.
We were using a list of registered Democrats living in a tidy West Portland neighborhood. The houses weren’t terribly big, but nor were they terribly small. They were average. Middle America.
The people behind the mostly-unlocked doors were uniformly nice, and prototypically Democrat: single-Mom nurses, retired male government employees, nervous-looking new American citizens with pronounced accents and little kids swarming around their knees.
My daughter and I loped from door to door, a couple Canadian progressives intent on finding mid-term American progressives who detested Donald Trump, just as we did. What we encountered surprised us. Worried us, even.
We had thought it would be easy. Trump had been in the news two years ago, as he always is, threatening to take away American birthright citizenship. Or scheming to gut the Affordable Care Act. or shrugging off allegations of Russia-Trump electoral fraud, then still a live issue.
But the folks we met on the doorsteps didn’t want to talk about any of that. One elderly fellow, his grown daughter at his elbow, said he was a proud Democrat, “up and down the ticket,” as the Americans like to say.
“We’re Democrats. But don’t keep telling me what Trump has done wrong,” this man said, as his daughter nodded vigorously. “Forget it. Tell me what you’re going to do.”
“Forget it.” After a few such encounters, my daughter and I retreated to the sidewalk. She had the best assessment: “It’s not that they don’t dislike Trump,” she said. “It’s like they’ve just forgotten all the millions of bad things that he’s done.”
The Democratic thinker David Shenk had a name for this phenomenon: data smog. Every day, via the Internet, regular folks – like the ones found in that Portland, Maine neighborhood – get bombarded by hundreds of thousands of words and images. It is overwhelming and relentless, and in the Trump era, it has gotten even worse.
So, Shenk postulates, people – voters, in our case – just tune it out. There’s too much information, too often. It’s data smog. So they turn it off.
And then they forget about it.
Last Sunday, the New York Times filled an entire ten-page section of their newspaper with a stirring editorial about Trump’s myriad crimes, political and legal. I scanned it. There were so many of them, I had forgotten about most. There are too many to list here, even partially.
The Times editorial board acknowledged this reality. “The enormity and variety of Mr. Trump’s misdeeds can feel overwhelming,“ they wrote. “Repetition has dulled the sense of outrage, and the accumulation of new outrages leaves little time to dwell on the particulars. This is the moment when Americans must recover that sense of outrage.“
When I ran winning war rooms for Jean Chrétien and Dalton McGuinty, I would always tell the youngsters who worked there the same thing, over and over: “We have a national memory of seven minutes,” I’d tell them. “The job of any good war room is to remind voters about the bad things the other side did. Because they forget.”
It’s not that voters are dumb. In my quarter-Century experience of running political campaigns, my conviction remains that voters are always smart and intuitive and aware. Always.
It’s just that they’re, well, busy: ferrying kids to hockey games and ballet practice, trying to get across town to work or an appointment, catching up on sleep after worrying all day about mortgage or rent payments. They’re busy.
And in the midst of a brutal global pandemic, it’s gotten even worse.
So they don’t scrutinize political parties’ shiny multi-page election platforms. They don’t listen to speeches. They barely watch entire debates. And they forget things.
It’s normal, to forget. It’s human. It’s a survival mechanism.
In the Trump era, we forget things even more. The terrible things he has done, in particular.
Because there have been too, too many.
If Donald Trump somehow squeaks out another victory – thereby throwing America into further chaos and division, hastening it’s end, and further destabilizing a world in disarray – it will be mainly because of one insight about voters, about humans, that he knows better than anyone else alive:
We forget.
The debate in tweets: Trump too late, Biden biding time
Trump walks like a gorilla with hemorrhoids. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump has a mouth like a sphincter. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump’s facial makeup makes Mickey Rourke look natural. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Biden using mask for emphasis. Works. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump is presently medicated. It’ll wear off. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
When Trump denounced xenophobia, just now, cisterns of holy water started to boil in churches across America. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
The Basement Association of America has condemned this baseless attack on basements. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Everything is China’s fault. Including Milli Vanilli and Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Every parent in the world is noticing, right about now, what the threat of cutting off microphones can do to improve the behavior of the misbehaving. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
In his later years, King Kong would often wear suits and ties and try and make new friends, but without any success. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/zYGCDvIQh7
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Rude Rudy Giuliani reference! Did Rude Rudy know she was 15? #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
When Trump said he didn’t get money from Russia, 1,000 lie detector machines exploded simultaneously. Boom. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump’s medication is wearing off. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
SECRET CHINESE BANK ACCOUNT you’re welcome. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Vampires don’t cough. https://t.co/c2le4tCX6C
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
He prepaid millions and millions of INVISIBLE DOLLARS #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
What’s the difference between a phony witch hunt, and one that isn’t phony? Do you get better-quality witches? #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Candid photo of Trump visiting his next residence. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/Q4mo4bmGnK
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump is betting the election on stuff about Biden’s family that Donald Trump Jr. came up with when he was on another cocaine binge. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump launches a highly effective attack on people who sit around the kitchen table. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump plays an invisible accordion. Continuously. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/wPnEs7KWpY
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
The allegation that his hands are weirdly small is simply wrong. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/SPt0GfYtLR
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
It would be just awful if Trump had a stroke because he’s getting so upset. Awful. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
If Tourette’s was a person. pic.twitter.com/RG2V8d0KuD
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
When Joe Biden says “come on,” it’s exactly what my Mom used to say when I was in high school and saying I did not drink at parties. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Yes, he’s not completely Satanic tonight. Just mostly. #Debates2020 https://t.co/62R3CkrJan
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
BREAKING: Trump says every state is different. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Biden just killed Trump on the issue of children forcibly separated from their parents. Killed him. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Good. Trump just said kids not knowing where their parents are is “good.” #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
It’s an opinion. Mine is informed. Yours is delusional. https://t.co/zdARLCfKoi
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
“Nobody has done as much TO the black community as Donald Trump.” #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Immigration detention happened first in the US at Ellis Island in 1890. Trolls saying Biden came up with it will get blocked.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Windmills cause pollution. That’s even better than trees cause acid rain. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
That moderator was outstanding. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Trump was not as much of a disaster as he’s been throughout this entire campaign. But it’s too late, because the gettable vote is really small: people have made up their minds. It’s all ground game, starting this weekend. #debates #USPolitics
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 23, 2020
Clip and save. Maybe you can use it next time someone asks you to do something you don’t want to.
I can’t do anything or say anything about anything whatsoever because I need to focus on the pandemic. I thank you for respecting my privacy and not asking me any questions at this difficult time. Thank you. #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 21, 2020
The ballot question
Best ad of the 2020 US election
From the guy who is going to win it.
Good thing it’s not during a lethal pandemic or anything, because that would be even stupider
Having an election over the establishment of a committee: you can’t get much more Canadian than that. #cdnpoli #cpc #lpc #ndp
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) October 20, 2020