In comedy as well as politics, timing is everything
Take this headline-grabbing Friday afternoon revelation, for example.
It came right around the time Sandra Pupatello was giving a major, much-anticipated speech.
I’m sure it’s all just a great big coincidence.
Turn Those Clapping Hands Into Angry Balled Fists
Sleep on pillows made in Singapore
Wrapped in comforters
Sweating through sheets
Drinking coffee in the morning
Floating on Airplanes across the vast seas
And your house is made of wood
Central air, central heat
You got your furniture of particle board
Your doors are locked for, for safety
And you walk in leather shoes
Pants of denim, a black cotton sweatshirt
And you do what you do
because doing can start to form a habit
And you drink all night long
And you sleep through the morning
And if something doesn’t break
I’m just gonna go, go fucking insane
And you sweep up the floor when it’s dirty
You do the dishes, when the sink’s full
And when the refrigerator’s empty
well it’s time, it’s time, it’s time, it’s time to go the store
You put your books on a shelf
Clothes arranged in the closet
You hang the things on the wall that you don’t wanna be so easily forgotten
I hate these songs
I hate the words
That the singer is singing to me
I hate this melody
I hate this stupid fucking drum beat
But I’m not gonna tell anyone
What I’m really thinking about
Keep them conversations on the surface
Just keep on smiling
Just keep on saying
Everything’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright [x2]
Alright [x11]
We get letters
From “John Hanus,” whose name is perhaps unfairly misinterpreted as “Anus.”
From: Johnmarymac@rogers.com
Subject: Your time has come
Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:50:47 -0500
To: Warren.Kinsella@sunmedia.ca
You will be exposed…GOOD BYE KINSELLA…YOU FUCKED UP…and we’re pissed off.
Stupidity watch: “Controversial reporter”
So says the Office of the Prime Minister of Canada about Stephen Maher.
Words do not fully express how breathtakingly stupid this is. Stupider than a box of hair. Stupider than a sack of hammers. Stupider than a coat of second paint. Stupider than rice. Stupider than spit. Stupider than Sarah Palin and Dubya.
Actually, I take that back. Even Palin and Dubya wouldn’t have done something like this.
Maher, meanwhile, has just become even more popular than he was before. A raise is in order too, I think.
Not a joke
That was then, this is now
Toronto Star, January 17:
Liberal leadership front-runner Kathleen Wynne is rejecting Tory speculation that she would formally join forces to govern with the New Democrats if chosen premier at a party convention this month.
“I have not talked about a coalition,” Wynne said after a luncheon speech to the Toronto Board of Trade…
Toronto Star, January 16:
Kathleen Wynne, a front-runner to succeed Liberal Premier Dalton McGuinty, and NDP Leader Andrea Horwath are willing to work together to avert an election.
Wynne, who is in a tight leadership race with former Windsor West MPP Sandra Pupatello, said she would co-operate with Horwath or Progressive Conservative Leader Tim Hudak.
Toronto Star, January 15:
Star: NDP leader Andrea Horwath said Tuesday that she would be open to collaboration with the next Liberal leader. Would you entertain a formalcoalition with the NDP?
Wynne: I will be reaching out to both Tim (Hudak) and Andrea (Horwath). I want the opportunity to talk to both of them. And not in a one-off, take-it-or-leave-it way, but I want to figure out how we’re going to do this, how we’re going to establish a relationship. Whichever or both of them are willing to have that conversation, I’m willing to work with them. I don’t know the level of formality. That has to come out of those conversations.
In the history of Twitter, there will never be a better Twitter exchange than this
Akin: 25 riding presidents join Pupatello campaign
The Star on the OLP leadership: Pupatello “smart, feisty,” Wynne “favourite of the left-wing downtown Toronto crowd”
A must-read, as they say.

