Benedict Baldy Bulletin

Rocco Rossi, a.k.a. Benedict Baldy, has been going door-to-door for his new federal party of choice, the Conservatives. The Con candidate in Eg-Lawrence is Joe Oliver. The Liberal incumbent is Joe Volpe.

When he gets to an Italian family’s door, he asks the older folks therein if they “will take a sign for [his] friend Joe.”

They say yes, thinking he means Joe Volpe, not Joe Oliver.

The next morning, a blue sign is on their lawn, and the family is upset by BB’s dishonesty. They are registering their unhappiness, big time.  Some with media.

Benedict Baldy: a man of integrity and honesty.

Not, as Bev Odious would say.


KCCCC Day 14: The Hammer Town edition


 


The chickens have landed! The chickens have landed!

Sigh. Seeing these little fellows makes me so nostalgic.

And, what with Harper being (a) too chicken to debate Ignatieff one-on-one (b) too chicken to take media questions and (c) too chicken to permit polite girls into his rallies, I think they should follow him everywhere on this campaign, don’t you?


Oh, look! Steve and Timmy have the same friend!

How interesting. His name is Snover Dhillon, and he’s been in a spot of trouble with the law – Bruce Carson-type trouble.

Here’s a nice picture of him, a couple other guys, and Timmy.  Oddly, this photo disappeared from Conservative Party web sites in the past 24 hours.  Must have been an administrative error.  Happily, however, an upset Ontario PC member sent me a copy they’d kept.

I know Timmy would want to have a keepsake of the moment, so here it is.  Clip and save, Timmy!  You could start a crime-fighting scrapbook!


Ontario PC stalwart to back Ontario Liberal?

“Dislodged Conservative MPP Norm Sterling says he would support a Liberal candidate in the Ottawa area riding he’s represented for 34 years, as long as the candidate was the right Liberal.

Sterling said Wednesday he would likely back Ottawa Councillor Eli El-Chantiry, who is considering seeking the Liberal nomination in the riding, over Conservative Jack Mac Laren in the next Ontario election. Last week, MacLaren, a rural libertarian, triumphed over Sterling in a brazen and unusual challenge for the party’s nomination in the upcoming Oct. 6 vote.

The challenge has exposed a deep rift within the party and prompted questions over its treatment of Sterling, the longest-serving legislator in Ontario.”

As I told a group of Ontario Liberal staffers last night, it all strikingly resembles the Manning-Mulroney divide – which led, in the end, to the Conservative Party dividing in two, and more than a decade of Liberal rule.

The next few months are going to be interesting.


KCCCC Day 13: Subtle shifts, seriously



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