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WASHINGTON — President Trump revealed early Friday morning that he and the first lady, Melania Trump, had tested positive for the coronavirus, throwing the nation’s leadership into uncertainty and escalating the crisis posed by a pandemic that has already killed more than 207,000 Americans and devastated the economy.
Mr. Trump, who for months has played down the seriousness of the virus and hours earlier on Thursday night told an audience that “the end of the pandemic is in sight,” will quarantine in the White House for an unspecified period of time, forcing him to withdraw at least temporarily from the campaign trail only 32 days before the election on Nov. 3.
Trump came to throw mud and heckle – be himself, in other words. He came to make Joe crack.
Joe didn’t crack. He kept his cool.
He won.
FREE KINSELLIAN DEBATE TIPS
1. TV is pictures. Watch some of it with sound off. Who looks presidential?#Debates2020— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
No booing? How will the Trump cabal express themselves? #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“People have died on his watch.” #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump attacks a Fox News guy. That’s not good strategy. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“Everybody knows he’s a liar.” I called it! My bill is in the mail. #Debates2020
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WHOA BIDEN JUST TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
In all my years of doing debate prep and debate advice, I have never heard a candidate tell another to shut up, and never seen a more deserving occasion to do so. #Debates2020
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“They give you good press. They give me bad press.” What a sucky baby. What a suck. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
The one on the right looks like a president. The other looks like a supplicant. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/o6kc5kxhuJ
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JOE BIDEN: HE WON’T INJECT YOU WITH BLEACH #Debates2020
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Biden just shushed him. I don’t even know how to spell “shush.” #Debates2020
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Mask size has become the new penis-measuring contest for the Mango Mussolini. #Debates2020
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Donald Trump: I’m a big fucking sucky baby. #Debates2020
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Trump’s entire debate strategy is to attack a Biden presidency that hasn’t happened yet. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Biden remembering that you need to address the camera and voters straight-on. Trump is only responding to Biden. That’s a losing strategy. #Debates2020
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Trump’s answer on taxes just caused thousands of lie detectors to blink awake across America. #Debates2020
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Trump just fucking totally completely irrevocably irretrievably lies about what he paid in taxes. https://t.co/k7AifV3Yb6 #Debates2020
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“You are the worst president we’ve ever had.” Truth in advertising. #Debates2020 #Debates2020
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Sphincter mouth. Truly, it is. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/Ms7KS8plDQ
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Trump is sweating like a greased pig. Apologies to all the sweaty greased pigs out there. #Debates2020
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“It’s hard to get any word in with this clown.” #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/QB79XyzWYv
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump is losing because he looks rattled. TV is pictures. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
He spoke for the world in those moments. https://t.co/1UhKXUqbDx
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump is a yappy little dog. pic.twitter.com/AlG5k3cPZV
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Sweaty siblings. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ie4QVREPmS
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump can’t even see when the moderator has helped him out. He’s that fucking stupid. #Debates2020
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Will you condemn white supremacists? Trump: he won’t. He wouldn’t. He never will. #Debates2020
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Private Bonespur says he’s rebuilt the military. Gotcha. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/gRV1byy8QB
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About to go on @charlesadler! pic.twitter.com/ktFuFtCrUP
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Trump wouldn’t denounce white supremacists. He wouldn’t deny calling the military “losers” or “suckers.” He lost. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump’s strategy was to throw mud and heckle and throw Biden off his game. Biden didn’t lose his cool. Biden looked presidential. The president didn’t. #Debate2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
When you decide to throw a punch, follow through. pic.twitter.com/E3hOuHPPiY
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Back then, I worked for John Turner’s Liberal government and my then-girlfriend worked for Brian Mulroney’s Conservatives.
On the afternoon of Sept. 4, 1984, I was heading home to Calgary and law school. So I went to the Ottawa polling station where she was volunteering.
She was sad to see me go (I guess), but happy about what was happening: her party was winning and mine was losing. We said our goodbyes and I headed to the airport.
In those days, there was no Wi-Fi on planes, because there was no Wi-Fi. There wasn’t even an internet. So when you got on a plane, you didn’t know what was happening down on Earth.
Down on Earth, Mulroney was heading toward one of the biggest parliamentary victories in Canadian history. When all the votes were counted, his Progressive Conservatives won 211 of 284 seats in the House of Commons.
The Liberals, formerly a majority government, would go from 135 seats to 40. It was the worst election result for a sitting government in Canadian history to that point.
I’d been supporting Turner for a couple years — he got to me before Jean Chrétien did, basically. He died on Saturday at age 91.
My Dad picked me up at the airport. I was happy to see him and happy to be back in Calgary. But we were quiet as we drove home, listening to the election coverage on the radio.
As we pulled into my parents’ northwest Calgary driveway, Turner came on the radio. He had won his seat in Vancouver Quadra, but his party had been decimated.
This was the moment that comes in every campaign, when all your work, ideas, emotion and hopes and dreams are decided by someone else.
And it was all over, just like that. So I can’t remember everything he said.
But I do remember this. As my Dad and I sat in the driveway, listening to him, Turner said: “The people are always right.”
I cried a bit when I heard him say that.
That moment is when you see political leaders for who they really are. There are no more rallies, no more speeches, no more votes to count. It’s over. And you get to see them for who they really are, even if for the most fleeting of moments.
And that’s what we heard. Turner was a democrat who believed deeply — in his soul — in the judgment and the wisdom of the people. That’s mostly what characterized his time in public life, too: a belief that the people’s will was inviolate.
That was the paradox of John Turner: he believed in that old-fashioned notion that the people knew best. They don’t always, of course: witnessing the foul, fetid Donald Trump era from afar, we know by now that the people aren’t always right. The people are often terribly, terribly wrong.
But Turner forever considered that to be an article of faith, a truth that deserved defending. It reflected the dignity he showed on election night in 1984 and it was seen in all that followed — when his caucus worked to jettison him and he seemed almost perpetually bewildered by their inability to accept a democratic vote.
Was he a man out of time?
Perhaps. That’s why he lost, some say: he clung to a long-ago, long-abandoned Canada, where there were no negative ads, no personal attacks, no Twitter. He left in the 1970s, when politics was about service and solemnity. And he returned in the 1980s, when politics was no longer about either.
Politics had changed. He hadn’t. He didn’t.
The last time I saw him, I introduced him at a 2015 Liberal event in Oshawa where I had asked him to speak. He was in a wheelchair and much older. He was handsome, but no longer as handsome as he had been, and a bit frail.
He listened as I told the story of that night, when he said the people were always right.
Later, after he spoke in support of the Oshawa Liberal candidate, he pulled me closer. “You remember what I said that night, eh?”
I told him I did.
He patted me on the arm. “Good,” he said. “Good.”
And then he had this faraway look, remembering what could have been — and what was.
[Warren Kinsella is a Canadian journalist, political adviser and commentator.]
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Imagine you are in an Ottawa hotel suite with the former Prime Minister of Canada and a former President of the United States. The Secret Service are watching the door, and there’s a photographer getting ready to take some shots. Imagine that.
But then imagine that the door opens, and in walks Aline Chretien, looking as beautiful and as elegant as always.
And then imagine that the former President, Bill Clinton, rises to greet her, like one would an old friend. And there is genuine affection and respect in his voice.
Imagine that the former Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, also rises to greet his wife. And there is love and actual reverence shining on his face, and in what he says to her. She smiles, and it is such a beautiful smile.
Imagine all that. And then Bill Clinton insists that Aline Chretien stands at the centre, at the middle, because that’s where she belongs. And everyone smiles, and the photographer takes the picture.
In the thirty-plus years I have worked for him and supported him – because I have never really stopped doing either – there has been always one truth about Jean Chretien, Canada’s twentieth and best Prime Minister: he would have never been Prime Minister without her. He would have never achieved the great things he achieved without her.
In the office, we simply referred to her as “Madame.” She came from a small town, with humble roots, like him. She did not ever require us to stand on ceremony for her. She was quiet, much of the time, and left the politics to him.
But she loved people, and people loved her. One night, he invited me to come to a party at 24 Sussex. I wasn’t sure why I was there: the place was full of their old friends from Shawinigan, all laughing and talking. There were no politicians or celebrities. They were cab drivers, and labourers, and teachers and waitresses and small business owners.
The Chretiens introduced me to their Shawinigan friends as “a fighter” for them, which was an honour. And then Madame sat down at the piano – an instrument she had taught herself to master, later in life – and started to play and sing. And the place was alive with her voice and everyone singing along.
She fiercely defended her husband for years, going back to when they were teenagers. When the Conservatives mocked his facial paralysis in an ad, she was furious, and told me that “Jean is handsome.” And everyone knows the story, by now, about how she dispatched an intruder at 24 one night, using an Indigenous sculpture to do what the RCMP could not.
But when a too-ambitious Finance Minister tried to drive her husband out, she became resolute. They had a mandate, and they would not be pushed. One night, at a wedding, she took me and a couple other former Chretien staffers aside. She pointed at me. “He tells the truth about Jean,” she said to them. “He fights for Jean. We all have to fight for Jean.”
And we did, we did. But none as much as her. She was his rock, his truest love, his everything. And I confess that I am so worried for him, now.
Did you ever love someone so much, that they took your breath away, when they simply walked into a room?
Did you ever find yourself simply sitting at the edge of a group of people, watching your true love charm and delight those people, and saying nothing, because you are so proud and amazed that she chose you?
Did you ever love someone so much that you accepted, as a matter of course, that God sent her to you, so that you could breathe again, and so you could put one foot in front of the other, and go out into the day?
Did you ever owe everything you are, everything you achieved, to just one extraordinary person, who you loved so much that she was the air you breathe?
You don’t have to imagine a true love like that. You don’t have to imagine it. Because that is how much Jean Chretien loved Aline Chretien.
And we all loved her as we love him.
[Written the week after 9/11.]
On a beautiful Sunday afternoon just over a week ago, when the rural Ontario sky was clear and cloudless and seemed to go on forever, my wife and I pulled our 20-month-old son from the water of Stony Lake.
Sam was not breathing, and his little face was blue. His arms and legs lay on the dock of our friends cottage, as still and white as tiny pieces of china. Somewhere, I could hear my wife screaming Sam’s name and mine. I cannot remember very much, but I know that I picked him up and cleared his mouth, and tried to push the water out.
A friend, who is a doctor in Ottawa and who had invited us to the cottage, arrived to perform CPR. After a half-minute or so – 30 seconds in which the world was utterly quiet – Sam started to cough, then cry, and then come back to the world of the living.
We still do not know how long he was in the water, or how the cottage’s side door became unlatched. Following two days at the hospital, it became apparent that Sam – somehow, inexplicably – was just fine. His parents, suffused with guilt and fear and a feeling of powerlessness, weren’t. In the journalistic shorthand favoured by some, it was a near-tragedy. To us, it felt like one. It still does.
Notwithstanding that, I decided it was time to return to work. Numbed by what had happened not 48 hours before, I slipped into my office in a downtown Toronto office tower on an unforgettable Tuesday morning. Within minutes, I learned another office tower in New York City – one containing people I and my colleagues do business with all the time – was facing a tragedy of an entirely different sort.
There has been an avalanche of words in the days since September 11, when unspeakable crimes were committed against you, the people of the United States. Out of all of the images, and out of all of the words, it must be difficult to know very much that is certain. So let me offer one modest certainty, from a neighbour who came close to the edge of an abyss last week, too.
We, your friends and allies in the country to the North, have been outraged, and shocked, by what took place on that Tuesday in New York City and Washington – and greatly moved by the heroism that has taken place since. We have cried at the images flickering on our television screens – and, in our schools and workplaces, we have talked of nothing else. Canadians are, from the Atlantic to the Pacific, profoundly affected by the attacks on the United States of America in a way that is as enduring as your great Republic.
We know, in our deferential Canadian sort of way, that you do not think about us very much, most of the time. (Given our relative population, and the relative degree of influence we wield internationally, that shouldn’t surprise anyone.) But in the days that have gone by since that Tuesday, I can testify to the fact that we have certainly thought a lot about you.
There were many Canadians working in the World Trade Centre on that horrible day, which is one of the reasons we have shared your rage and sadness and dread. But for Canadians, it is not enough to simply state that these outrages could have targeted us. From our perspective, they did target us. Our shared way of life, our systems of democracy, our methods of commerce. If terrorism is a method of creating fear by striking at symbols, we in Canada are no bystanders to all of this. Because many of our symbols are yours, too.
Our relationship with the United States is a complicated one, most days. We watch your television shows, but we sometimes feel our own slender culture is being overwhelmed by the giant to the South. We live more securely under the U.S. defence umbrella, but we sometimes feel we need to be more independent of you, in places like Cuba, or on issues like landmines. We marry each other, and heal each other, and teach other. But we are Canadians, we proclaim to the world, stitching maple leaf flags onto our backpacks, cheering what remains of our hockey teams. We are not Americans, we declare.
Well, in that terrible week – and this week, and I suspect in many weeks to follow – we became Americans, in a way. The attack on you was an attack on us. As our Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, said at a ceremony in Ottawa marking a national day of mourning – a ceremony attended by more than 100,000 people on Parliament Hill, the Mounties estimated – we are with you in this one, and right to the very end.
Our friendship has no limit, Mr. Chretien said in his speech, while addressing the U.S. ambassador to Canada, Paul Celucci. “Generation after generation, we have travelled many difficult miles together. Side by side, we have lived through many dark times. Always firm in our shared resolve to vanquish any threat to freedom and justice. And together, with our allies, we will defy and defeat the threat that terrorism poses to all civilized nations, Mr. Ambassador, we will be with the United States every step of the way. As friends. As neighbours. As family.”
I can report to you that our 20-month-old, Sam, is fine. He speeds around our home, chasing his older brother and sister, seemingly oblivious to what could have happened – what did happen. He survived his brush with finality and, eventually, so will his parents.
You will emerge from all of this, too – stronger, and more united, and filled with moral purpose. And if it matters at all, you should know that we Canadians will be there with you.
Always have been, always will be.
September 4, 1984: 36 years ago today, I was on an Air Canada flight from Ottawa, heading home to Calgary to start law school. The pilot came on the blower.
“For those of you who are wondering, we are hearing that the Liberal Party has lost every one of its seats,” he said. “And we have a new Conservative majority government.”
The plane erupted in cheers and applause – lots of it. Having just said goodbye to many of my Liberal friends at Ottawa polling stations, and having just finished working for a Liberal cabinet minister on the Hill, I slid further into my seat. A woman beside me noticed I wasn’t as deliriously happy as everyone else.
“I take it your friends have lost?” she asked.
“You could say that,” I said.
On the ground in Calgary, my Dad was there to collect me. We silently listened to John Turner’s concession speech on the way back to my folks’ home on the Bow River. Near the end, Turner said: “The people are always right.’
“I’m not so sure about that,” I responded, but – on reflection – I reckoned that Turner was indeed correct: the people are always right.
And the people had chosen Brian Mulroney, in record numbers. More than seventy-five per cent of eligible voters turned out to give Mulroney an astonishing 211 seats. The Liberals were reduced to a paltry 40 – only ten ahead of the New Democrats.
So began the Mulroney era, and a decade in the wilderness for the Liberal Party of Canada. It was an extraordinary decade, a time of great change, and it is hard to believe it all started 36 years ago today.
Not many in the media marked Mulroney’s September 4, 1984 triumph, and that is a shame. He changed Canada – not always for the good, but not entirely for the bad, either.
Meech Lake, Charlottetown, and assorted ministerial resignations, are always cited as the principal failures of the Mulroney era. But the former Conservative leader had successes, too: free trade, which his Liberal successor – my future boss, Jean Chretien – refused to undo. So, too, some of his major economic reforms, which arguably helped return the federation to balanced budgets and surpluses.
To not a few of us, his most singular achievement was his unflagging opposition to South Africa’s evil apartheid system. This placed him squarely against his closest conservative allies, Britain’s Margaret Thatcher and America’s Ronald Reagan. But Mulroney’s determination to end apartheid put him on the right side of history – and earned him the enduring friendship of Nelson Mandela.
Why does all this matter now, so many years later? Two reasons.
First, Mulroney extraordinary victory on September 4, 1984 – and the historic events that followed that day – should not be forgotten. Whether you approve of his tenure or not, Mulroney truly changed Canada.
The second reason really has nothing to do with Brian Mulroney at all. The second reason we should recall September 4 is this: when democratic political change comes, it sometimes comes in a way that is dramatic, decisive, and defining. It can be shocking.
That may be good, that may be bad. Depends on the team you belong to, I suppose.
One thing cannot be disputed, however:
As on September 4, 1984, as today, the people are always right.