Shitshow analysis, in tweets
Trump came to throw mud and heckle – be himself, in other words. He came to make Joe crack.
Joe didn’t crack. He kept his cool.
He won.
FREE KINSELLIAN DEBATE TIPS
1. TV is pictures. Watch some of it with sound off. Who looks presidential?#Debates2020— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
No booing? How will the Trump cabal express themselves? #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“People have died on his watch.” #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump attacks a Fox News guy. That’s not good strategy. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“Everybody knows he’s a liar.” I called it! My bill is in the mail. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
#Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ckC3UUxErJ
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
WHOA BIDEN JUST TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
In all my years of doing debate prep and debate advice, I have never heard a candidate tell another to shut up, and never seen a more deserving occasion to do so. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“They give you good press. They give me bad press.” What a sucky baby. What a suck. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
The one on the right looks like a president. The other looks like a supplicant. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/o6kc5kxhuJ
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
JOE BIDEN: HE WON’T INJECT YOU WITH BLEACH #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Biden just shushed him. I don’t even know how to spell “shush.” #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Mask size has become the new penis-measuring contest for the Mango Mussolini. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Donald Trump: I’m a big fucking sucky baby. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump’s entire debate strategy is to attack a Biden presidency that hasn’t happened yet. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Biden remembering that you need to address the camera and voters straight-on. Trump is only responding to Biden. That’s a losing strategy. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump’s answer on taxes just caused thousands of lie detectors to blink awake across America. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump just fucking totally completely irrevocably irretrievably lies about what he paid in taxes. https://t.co/k7AifV3Yb6 #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“You are the worst president we’ve ever had.” Truth in advertising. #Debates2020 #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Sphincter mouth. Truly, it is. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/Ms7KS8plDQ
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump is sweating like a greased pig. Apologies to all the sweaty greased pigs out there. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
“It’s hard to get any word in with this clown.” #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/QB79XyzWYv
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump is losing because he looks rattled. TV is pictures. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
He spoke for the world in those moments. https://t.co/1UhKXUqbDx
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump is a yappy little dog. pic.twitter.com/AlG5k3cPZV
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Sweaty siblings. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ie4QVREPmS
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump can’t even see when the moderator has helped him out. He’s that fucking stupid. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Will you condemn white supremacists? Trump: he won’t. He wouldn’t. He never will. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Private Bonespur says he’s rebuilt the military. Gotcha. #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/gRV1byy8QB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
About to go on @charlesadler! pic.twitter.com/ktFuFtCrUP
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump wouldn’t denounce white supremacists. He wouldn’t deny calling the military “losers” or “suckers.” He lost. #Debates2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
Trump’s strategy was to throw mud and heckle and throw Biden off his game. Biden didn’t lose his cool. Biden looked presidential. The president didn’t. #Debate2020
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020
When you decide to throw a punch, follow through. pic.twitter.com/E3hOuHPPiY
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 30, 2020