Spotted by one of my former Law 599 students at the airport
Good information, here.
Bad – really bad – that a provincial government has been obliged to fill the massive, yawning information gap caused by federal incompetence.

Good information, here.
Bad – really bad – that a provincial government has been obliged to fill the massive, yawning information gap caused by federal incompetence.

Daisy Group has been around for almost 15 years. Generally speaking, we are basically a war room for hire. Specifically, we help folks through crisis communications situations. Like coronavirus.
What has made things worse – what has made people anxious, and pushed them towards panic – isn’t the virus itself. It’s how our supposed leaders have communicated to us about the virus.
Donald Trump has been in the news every day. He has ignored the threat, then dismissed it, then lied about it, then broadcast an address full of yet more lies and misinformation. It caused a stock market crash and panicked people even more.
Justin Trudeau has done the opposite – he hasn’t been in the news much at all. He has delegated communications to ministers who have zero experience handling a crisis like this, and his policy response – a billion dollars, a conference call with provincial Premiers – has been pretty puny. He has essentially disappeared. His wife may be ill, but Trudeau is a master of social media, and he knows how to reach people even when in isolation. He hasn’t done so. That’s caused some confusion and anxiety.
I teach crisis communications at the University of Calgary’s law school; I’m in fact teaching again today, via the Internet. I have been using coronavirus as a case study for the entire semester.
Here is the story I will tell my students about how to communicate in a crisis like coronavirus. It isn’t hard. But our leaders need to do it. Now.
At my Daisy Group, when corporate disaster strikes, we often refer clients to the Tylenol approach. It’s an approach that works.
Late 1982, Chicago: seven people are killed when they ingest Tylenols laced with potassium cyanide. Johnson and Johnson, which owned the Tylenol brand, saw its share price plummet, and panic was widespread.
But the company didn’t disappear. It did the reverse. J and J immediately recalled all Tylenol, nation-wide. It ceased production. It issued warnings to hospitals. It announced that it was developing what it called “tamper proof” packaging – a phrase that has now entered the popular lexicon. And, over and over, company executives made themselves available to the media, to answer questions, to describe the actions it was taking and – most of all – to take responsibility.
Johnson and Johnson didn’t poison its own Tylenol capsules, of course, and nobody believed that they ever would. But the company’s willingness to be accountable, and to answer every question, generated tons of goodwill. As the Washington Post wrote, admiringly, at the time: “Johnson & Johnson has effectively demonstrated how a major business ought to handle a disaster.” After tamper-proof Tylenol packaging was perfected, and reintroduced in the market, Tylenol would shortly go on to become the most popular over-the-counter analgesic drug in the U.S.
For Messrs Trudeau and Trump, there’s a lesson there, if they want to heed it. In politics, as in life, the communications rule is this: what gets you in trouble isn’t the mistake itself.
What gets you in trouble, instead, is dishonesty and exaggeration. What gets you in trouble is pretending to be an expert, where you’re not. What gets you in trouble is basically disappearing (like Trudeau) – or being on TV too much (like Trump).
What gets you in trouble is pretending that the crisis isn’t happening. And saying nothing.
Because coronavirus isn’t nothing. It’s changing the world. Right now, today.
Forever.
Friday the 13th is tomorrow, and it is going to be a motherfucker.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 12, 2020
Forget a global recession. A depression may be imminent.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
— Liam Hackett (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020
Hope all of them are okay. And that everyone exposed to this remorseless, foul pestilence are okay, too.
#BREAKING: Justin Trudeau and Sophie Gregoire Trudeau are in self-isolation over COVID-19 concerns.
The latest: https://t.co/pjACmRre4w
— Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) March 12, 2020
#Breaking: NEW: NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says he's limiting contact with public, says he's "feeling unwell."https://t.co/pjACmRre4w
— Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) March 12, 2020

What better way to help everyone forget about the pandemic and barricades and Trump than…publishing ultra-rare Hot Nasties photos!
These were taken in 1978 or so, in Ras Pierre’s basement in Lake Bonavista. That’s him on six strings, Winkie Nuclear Age Smith on four strings, and Just Plain Tom Edwards keeping the beat. Sane Wayne Ahern is over on the other side somewhere.
The bottom photo is one of me being interviewed by a writer for Music Express. Turns out she was also Button Cummings’ girlfriend. Small world, etc.
I laughed when I saw the hands thoughtfully steepled. Not very punk rock, maaaaan.
Anyway. There you go. I helped you forget about how shitty everything is for a minute or two. You’re welcome.

Yours Screwly in a Calgary suburban basement in ’78, and 42 years later at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto. Some guys never grow up.

As a public service, I again watched last night’s proceedings on CNN, and reported my impressions on the Twitter machine. As Joe racked up big win after big win, I started grinning, thinking about how I’m going to name and shame everyone who mocked me for supporting Joe Biden for years.
Herewith and hereupon, however, my assorted Twitter impressions, including my now-standard fun exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper:
We’re reaching that magical time when @jaketapper @wolfblitzer and – most particularly – @JohnKingCNN’s wonderful wall will bewitch & beguile us on @cnn for #SuperTuesday2. If any of you interrupt me over the next few hours, I will have you exiled to Mar-A-Lago. I’m not kidding.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2020
@JohnKingCNN can make Macomb County compelling. pic.twitter.com/FlB6ndv0Fu
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Oops, @cnn. #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/sQw5oelQe1
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Good luck tonight, @BernieSanders. You’re going to need a lot of it. #SuperTuesday2 #JOEMOMENTUM
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
#JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/DbxeayQB98
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I derive adolescent glee from hearing about a place bearing the name “Kalamazoo.” #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/om8NnXFaWr
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
WOOOOOOT #JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/v3PkwzkOxj
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Lucky charm tonight. @JoeBiden #JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/jPzpVe2ptB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I’m again waiting for @DrBiden and @SymoneDSanders to kick the stuffing out of someone who steps out of line tonight. #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/eD7F22VURd
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I hereby warn everyone who mocked me for supporting @JoeBiden over the years that I am about to dig up all their nasty comments and mock them endlessly for having their collective heads up their collective asses. #Democrats #SuperTuesday2 #JoeMentum
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
This Sanders spox on @cnn embodies the problem with that whole campaign: they think “OK Boomer” is an entire strategy. #SuperTuesday2 #Democrats
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
He’s not a Democrat. He’s a registered Independent Senator. So, no. He was never going to win in 2016 or 2020. https://t.co/RWQSUvlA1F
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Sorry, I decided not to drop acid with you tonight. https://t.co/iMApCqrgjK
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
https://t.co/PS6V2ZqLMH https://t.co/gg7WPvwp4K
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 11, 2020
Holy moly what a speech @JoeBiden just gave. #Democrats #SuperTuesday2
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
It’s pretty hard for Bernie to win this. pic.twitter.com/ekXb4UTX3B
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Yeah, but I’m gonna work my ass off for him, and I hope it makes your head explode https://t.co/GQeU4NxDXn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
This explains a lot of things about @JoeBiden and his strength and decency. pic.twitter.com/TPdC29ll0D
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Hey! Look who popped by @DaisyGrp again this morning! #JoeMentum #Democrats @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/rVnojaAnD6
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
https://t.co/PS6V2ZqLMH https://t.co/gg7WPvwp4K
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 11, 2020