#LavScam shocker: Trudeau broke conflict law
That’s a Toronto Star headline, folks. Unless I’m missing something, Justin Trudeau just lost the federal election.
He personally broke the law.

@JustinTrudeau broke the law. He should resign. Fortunately for his opponents, he’ll of course refuse to do so. He has now become a big albatross around the neck of the #LPC campaign. #cdnpoli #lpc #cpc #ndp https://t.co/RMTfHzToGB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
I wonder how Susan Delacourt is doing right about now. Not well, I bet. #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/CIJ2KRhCF0
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
@AndrewScheer called for @JustinTrudeau to resign when @RobertFife and team broke this story. We now know he was right to do so. #cdnpoli #cpc #lpc #ndp #lavscam
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
If they had any morality, resign. But they won’t. Because they don’t. https://t.co/JoPFZyjg7j
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
This creates a problem for the napping Mounties. #cdnpoli #lavscam
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
There is a cancer on the Prime Minister’s Office. #cdnpoli #lavscam
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
Adam Vaughan Watch: Adam lies. Again.
Adam, this simply appalling. This is not a photo of children anywhere in Canada. You know that. You need to make that clear. #cdnpoli #lpc https://t.co/MQyW7GYfdj
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 13, 2019
@JIMrichards1010 on @NEWSTALK1010 eviscerates @TOAdamVaughan for spreading bullshit on social media. Listen to all of it. #cdnpoli #lpc #cpc #ndp https://t.co/fz7wZI6f34
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 14, 2019
SFH’s song about Donald Trump
It fits.
#LavScam, translated
Longer Jody Wilson-Raybould: Justin Trudeau and his cabal are providing “false, self-serving/one-sided and inaccurate accounts.”
Shorter version: “Justin Trudeau is a bald-faced liar.”
Joey Kardashian
This is hilarious. We’ve had Joey for 24 hours, and he’s already a social media influencer. Good catch, Proof team! pic.twitter.com/oKw0vYuxJj
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 12, 2019
Joey Ramone Kinsella encounters his first doorstep on the @DaisyGrp patio. Beethoven ensues. pic.twitter.com/f01NygFhKn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 12, 2019
My latest: Trudeau is likelier to win
Dief’s jowls jiggled. His brows bristled.
“I’ve always been fond of dogs,” the Conservative leader declared, and the assembled media throng — the ones who had just informed him that Gallup had him losing, badly, to the Liberals — leaned ever closer.
“And they are the one animal that knows the proper treatment to give to poles.”
The ink-stained wretches burst out laughing, and scribbled away in their notebooks. Dief the Chief had conjured a political quote for the ages.
He was sort-of right, too, about the polls (and poles). Diefenbaker would go on to win, big time, shocking the pollsters and the pundits alike. And 1957 would become one of the biggest upsets in Canadian political history, with the Tories ending nearly a quarter-century of Grit rule.
In the intervening years, plenty of politicos have repeated Dief’s quotable quote, or offered up a variation on it: “The only poll that matters is the one on Election Day.”
And both bromides are true: some pollsters get it wrong. Often. Nowadays, with voters getting harder and harder to reach — because many of them use only cellphones, and cellphone numbers aren’t readily found in directories, like landlines used to be — pollsters are making mistakes. Sometimes big ones.
Remember that 2012 National Post headline, declaring: “PQ headed to comfortable majority,” based on Forum’s numbers? The one just before voting day? It was wrong.
Remember BC in 2013, when pollsters said the NDP was nearly ten points ahead of the BC Liberals? Well, they weren’t. On election night, the BC Liberals were five points ahead of their rivals — and won.
How about the time the Angus Reid Group issued a news release flatly stating the fledgling Wildrose Party would form a majority government in 2014? Remember that? Well, they didn’t. The Alberta PCs did. Handily.
And so on, and so on. Brexit: no one really saw it coming. Trump: ditto. Prime Minister Tom Mulcair, what happened?
The definition of insanity, goes the cliche, is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result. And here we all go again, with the commentariat eyeballing the polling entrails, and declaring that Justin Trudeau’s Liberals and Andrew Scheer’s Conservatives are in a so-called dead heat, with Scheer slightly ahead. No party is likely to form a majority in 2019, sayeth the punditocracy.
But are they really in a dead heat? And is a majority truly out of reach?
This writer is not so sure. As much as it pains me to say so, a Trudeau win — minority and maybe even majority — presently seems likely. Here’s why: it’s math.
Even though Trudeau may be behind Scheer by a few points — and even though he’s far less popular than he was in 2015, and he has both the Greens and the NDP working busily to steal away votes — Trudeau remains relatively popular where it counts most: seat-rich Central Canada.
Aggregates of several recent polls indicate Trudeau is comfortably in the lead in Ontario and Québec. Based upon those two provinces alone, the Grits may claim as many as 120 seats. Add in Atlantic Canada, where Trudeau has been dominant for months, and the Grit seat count could easily grow to 145 seats.
Could Trudeau win 10 seats in British Columbia? He certainly could. That gets him to 155. Throw in a few territorial and prairie seats — say, eight — and he’s at 163 seats. That’s short of the 170 he’d need to form a majority, true.
But with Green Party leader Elizabeth May openly admitting that she’d be willing to prop up a second Trudeau government, the Liberals may well get all that they need. At that point, all of Andrew Scheer’s dominance in the West won’t matter — because the places where Scheer dominates simply have fewer seats.
If John Diefenbaker was still here, he’d likely admit that polls do, in fact, sometimes matter. But campaigns matter way more.
In ’57, Dief simply campaigned better in those final days. And that’s why he won big.
Polls or no poles.
Joey
Meet Joey Ramone Kinsella. The dog. Not the old punk.

The Bronx are godlike geniuses
At @the_bronx show with @lisakinsella. Christ, I love this band. pic.twitter.com/FJUULDGhln
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 11, 2019
If this bugs you, I hope it really em> bugs you
Is it wrong that I hope this makes several heads explode? https://t.co/cAQ6dyuOnf
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) August 10, 2019