The stock markets have crashed
Forget a global recession. A depression may be imminent.
Forget a global recession. A depression may be imminent.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
— Liam Hackett (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020
Hope all of them are okay. And that everyone exposed to this remorseless, foul pestilence are okay, too.
#BREAKING: Justin Trudeau and Sophie Gregoire Trudeau are in self-isolation over COVID-19 concerns.
The latest: https://t.co/pjACmRre4w
— Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) March 12, 2020
#Breaking: NEW: NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says he's limiting contact with public, says he's "feeling unwell."https://t.co/pjACmRre4w
— Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) March 12, 2020
What better way to help everyone forget about the pandemic and barricades and Trump than…publishing ultra-rare Hot Nasties photos!
These were taken in 1978 or so, in Ras Pierre’s basement in Lake Bonavista. That’s him on six strings, Winkie Nuclear Age Smith on four strings, and Just Plain Tom Edwards keeping the beat. Sane Wayne Ahern is over on the other side somewhere.
The bottom photo is one of me being interviewed by a writer for Music Express. Turns out she was also Button Cummings’ girlfriend. Small world, etc.
I laughed when I saw the hands thoughtfully steepled. Not very punk rock, maaaaan.
Anyway. There you go. I helped you forget about how shitty everything is for a minute or two. You’re welcome.
Yours Screwly in a Calgary suburban basement in ’78, and 42 years later at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto. Some guys never grow up.
As a public service, I again watched last night’s proceedings on CNN, and reported my impressions on the Twitter machine. As Joe racked up big win after big win, I started grinning, thinking about how I’m going to name and shame everyone who mocked me for supporting Joe Biden for years.
Herewith and hereupon, however, my assorted Twitter impressions, including my now-standard fun exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper:
We’re reaching that magical time when @jaketapper @wolfblitzer and – most particularly – @JohnKingCNN’s wonderful wall will bewitch & beguile us on @cnn for #SuperTuesday2. If any of you interrupt me over the next few hours, I will have you exiled to Mar-A-Lago. I’m not kidding.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2020
@JohnKingCNN can make Macomb County compelling. pic.twitter.com/FlB6ndv0Fu
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Oops, @cnn. #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/sQw5oelQe1
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Good luck tonight, @BernieSanders. You’re going to need a lot of it. #SuperTuesday2 #JOEMOMENTUM
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
#JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/DbxeayQB98
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I derive adolescent glee from hearing about a place bearing the name “Kalamazoo.” #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/om8NnXFaWr
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
WOOOOOOT #JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/v3PkwzkOxj
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Lucky charm tonight. @JoeBiden #JoeMentum #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/jPzpVe2ptB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I’m again waiting for @DrBiden and @SymoneDSanders to kick the stuffing out of someone who steps out of line tonight. #SuperTuesday2 pic.twitter.com/eD7F22VURd
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
I hereby warn everyone who mocked me for supporting @JoeBiden over the years that I am about to dig up all their nasty comments and mock them endlessly for having their collective heads up their collective asses. #Democrats #SuperTuesday2 #JoeMentum
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
This Sanders spox on @cnn embodies the problem with that whole campaign: they think “OK Boomer” is an entire strategy. #SuperTuesday2 #Democrats
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
He’s not a Democrat. He’s a registered Independent Senator. So, no. He was never going to win in 2016 or 2020. https://t.co/RWQSUvlA1F
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Sorry, I decided not to drop acid with you tonight. https://t.co/iMApCqrgjK
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
https://t.co/PS6V2ZqLMH https://t.co/gg7WPvwp4K
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 11, 2020
Holy moly what a speech @JoeBiden just gave. #Democrats #SuperTuesday2
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
It’s pretty hard for Bernie to win this. pic.twitter.com/ekXb4UTX3B
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Yeah, but I’m gonna work my ass off for him, and I hope it makes your head explode https://t.co/GQeU4NxDXn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
This explains a lot of things about @JoeBiden and his strength and decency. pic.twitter.com/TPdC29ll0D
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
Hey! Look who popped by @DaisyGrp again this morning! #JoeMentum #Democrats @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/rVnojaAnD6
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 11, 2020
https://t.co/PS6V2ZqLMH https://t.co/gg7WPvwp4K
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 11, 2020
A press conference.
In the Spring of 2003, the coronavirus variant called SARS was raging, killing many Canadians, making them sick. So Ontario’s health minister, Tony Clement, held a press conference.
Standing in front of the assembled media, this is all he did: he washed his hands.
Washing your hands thoroughly, Clement said, was one of the best ways to keep the virus from circulating.
That’s it. A press conference about washing your hands.
Some of us Ontario Liberals, preparing for an election that was just a few months away, snickered. A press conference to show people how to wash their hands? Seriously?
The next day, we weren’t laughing so much. Our campaign manager – a pollster – told us that the Progressive Conservative government’s numbers, which had been lagging for months, surged after Clement’s press conference.
The Tories became more popular, he said. A lot more popular. Because of a press conference about washing one’s hands.
Voters really liked what Tony Clement did in his press conference, the pollster said. They didn’t think a cabinet minister washing his hands was in any way funny.
“They think it’s what government should be doing in a situation like this,” he said.
Seventeen years later, the question is relevant once again. What is the proper role of government as coronavirus’ variant, CORVID-19, sickens and kills thousands around the globe? What should government, and our leaders, do?
Donald Trump, the titular president of the United States, says the virus will be gone when it gets warmer. His designated fake news spokesperson, Kelly-Anne Conway, says that the sickness has been contained. His vice-president says that a vaccine is imminent.
It’s all lies, however. Coronavirus will not dissipate simply because Winter is turning to Spring. Nor is a vaccine at hand – most experts agree it is more than a year away. And nor has the virus been confined. It is, instead, spreading everywhere: across the United States, people are dying, and states are declaring themselves to be states of emergency.
In Canada, it is slightly different. To his credit, Justin Trudeau has not personally made any dubious or reckless claims. Instead, he has left those to his ministers. His Minister of Health, for example, initially said the coronavirus was not something to worry about. That’s what she said.
“The risk to Canadians is low,” Patty Hajdu said at the end of January. “We’re working with provinces and territories to ensure we’re prepared.”
The risk, however, is clearly not “low.” It is significant, experts say. Coronavirus is like the flu, say the experts, except on steroids. It is far more deadly than the flu, too, and the flu kills about 4,000 Canadians every year. Do the math.
In any event, that’s what Patty Hajdu said. A few days later, she said something entirely different.
Go stockpile food and medicine, Hajdu said. Go hoard it, in effect.
“Low risk,” one day. “Hoard food and medicine,” a few day later.
So, people started to do just that. At Costcos and Walmarts, from sea to sea to sea, some frightened Canadians dutifully emptied shelves of toilet paper and disinfectant wipes and food. They heard what Patty Hajdu said, and they took her advice.
Appalling and foolhardy: the bookends to Patty Hajdu’s communications strategy – which is, distilled down to its base elements, “don’t worry at all but worry a lot” – are simply that. The Canadian government’s approach isn’t as bad, perhaps, as America’s. But it’s close.
Here’s the thing: none of us are experts, except the experts. With people dying, with people getting really sick, it is critical that governments and politicians heed the experts. It is important that they carefully weigh what they say and do. It is imperative that they don’t needlessly alarm people, or recklessly dismiss the risks.
Want to help out, Messrs. Trump and Trudeau? Hold a press conference about how to wash our hands properly.
That, at least, you can do, right?
“Just break me into small parts
Let go in small doses
But spare some for spare parts
You might make a dollar.”
Great song on a great day. Ode to freedom.