Dem debate: damn!
I just don’t like Bernie Sanders.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bloomberg looks like he’s wondering where his caddy got to.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
The reason the Bernie Sanders campaign won’t release his health records is revealed. #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/OXGGdsJExH
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
My son has expressed concern that my guy Joe Biden is asleep while standing up with his eyes open. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Joe Biden has awoken from his centuries-long sleep and is biting everyone else onstage #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Elizabeth Warren has decided to give up her quest to be named best-liked classmate #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
When he speaks, Mike Bloomberg makes the Washington Monument seem highly animated and colorful #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/zNMnd8ZZMM
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Biden just beat Bloomberg like a circus monkey #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
They are talking about stents on TV. What a time it is to be (sort of) alive. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bloomberg ain’t gonna get a poll bump out of this hot mess #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Biden and Warren are schooling Bloomberg about how it works in the big leagues. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Mayor Pete’s shot at Amy was Major Petty #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I love that Joe just said “with whom” which is proper grammar fuck #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Here comes the obligatory Nevada question, which is either going to be about slot machines or Celine Dion #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I’m glad Bernie defined existential for the rest of us, because I always thought it had something to do with sex
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
JOE ON FIRE #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bernie looks like he’s having a coronary event #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I am transfixed by Elizabeth Warren’s earlobes. #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/IiG0O8GW58
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
On with @charlesadler in minutes! pic.twitter.com/f5rQ8RpxDB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020