I have watched this about one million times
Small hands! Small hands! Aaaiiieeeee!
This will never get tired. #uspoli pic.twitter.com/ks3QKclI1j
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 11, 2017
BREAKING NEWS: Trump is a liar!
Okay, that isn’t breaking.
It isn’t even news, actually.
SEE YOU IN COURT UNLESS OF COURSE YOU DON'T SEE ME IN COURT WHICH IS INCREASINGLY LIKELY #uspoli https://t.co/TlbjT8lglm
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 10, 2017
Advance look at next week’s Trudeau Trump summit
[From next week’s column. The scene: the Oval Office. Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump have just completed their photo-op in the Rose Garden. Gerald Butts and Steve Bannon are present to take notes.]
Trump [Dismissive]: So the Brits cancelled my state visit over there. Would’ve been huge. Huge. When is Canada inviting me to speak to your House of Representatives, up there?
Trudeau [Long, long pause. Trudeau and Butts start eyeing the exits]: Mr. President, with the greatest of respect, Canadians were quite fond of your predecessor, and before there is a visit, we think they need more time to get to know you…
Trump [Unimpressed]: How long?
Trudeau [Looking like he’d rather be somewhere else, balancing babies or boxing, or taking a selfie with someone – anyone. His shoulders drop. He gives up.] Sir, you should not come to Canada. We think it is a bad idea. We think all 35 million Canadians will come out to protest. Even the babies. In winter.
Trump [Unfazed]: Thirty-five million? That’s how many we had at my inauguration, didn’t we, Steve?
Bannon: Yes, sir! Absolutely, sir. [Bannon examines his limited edition Ku Klux Klan watch.] Sir, it’s bedtime. Shall I ask Kellyanne to tuck you in again, sir?
Trump TV times: terrific
I was on TV three times yesterday, which was a bit weird. The first time was over at CTV News, to talk about the top Trudeau ministers heading to Washington to, in effect, walk softly and carry a bigly stick. The government was finally heeding Canadians – and those of us – who wanted to see them get tougher with the Unpresident.
After that, I headed over to CITY-TV, this time without Doug Ford. In one hit, we talked about the wonderful, brilliant, perfect Ninth Circuit decision, which – as I put it – helped to hoist Trump and his G.O.P. supplicants on their own petard(s).
Trump thought he could attack judges, and get away with it. Wrong.
Trump thought he could just sign President Bannon’s Muslim Ban executive order, and no court could question him. Wrong.
Trump thought he could say all manner of hateful, bigoted things about Muslims, and get away with it. Wrong.
And the lickspittles in the G.O.P. thought they could stop President Obama from appointing someone to the U.S. Supreme Court, and there’d be no blowback on them. Wrong.
The third CITY-TV hit, however, was the most fun. It was about how Trump’s fart-catcher, Sean Spicer, is even worse that the fabled Baghdad Bob. The clip is here. (I’ve tried to embed it, but the weird coding sends the video off to the side, or makes it full screen. Sorry. If you know how to fix it, Team Propellerhead, let me know.)
What a glorious, glorious day dawned today. As such, I am wearing this.
Vote now, vote often! Trump’s family did!
Aaaaand @CityNews just asked me to stick around a bit, 'cause the #9thcircut decision is coming. What's your predicted outcome?
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 9, 2017
Senior CTV correspondent in Washington reacts to my analytical skills
The Unpresident’s new low
…and it isn’t even noon yet.
Says the enemy-coddling, draft-dodging coward about the POW/war hero who was tortured and remained loyal to USA. #uspoli https://t.co/VZJj2NTcL4
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 9, 2017
If Trump hasn’t blown up the planet by Feb. 23, come!
The next U.S. ambassador to Canada?
Here’s some gems from Ambassador Palin. This is going to be fun!
[P.S.: Dearest Ottawa: still think Trump has any respect for you?]