We get letters: today’s winning contestant

This week’s Sparky: coming soon to a street corner near you!

Conservative partisans, explained in one tweet
#CPC partisans’ excuses for losing:
• the media are always mean to us
• Trudeau will never lose
• our leader [fill in name] will never win
• Canadian voters are stupid
• I’m too fucking lazy to get off Twitter and actually do something in the real world #cdnpoli— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) January 30, 2021
Eva Cray
When I was president at Carleton’s student association, we students didn’t agree on much. But we all agreed that the person we all adored was Eva Cray. RIP.

Canada will not be getting any vaccines anytime soon
@justintrudeau said this would never happen. It just happened. “Coronavirus: EU confirms new vaccine export controls” #cdnpoli #lpc #cpc #ndp https://t.co/pz849huHrq
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) January 29, 2021
Sun Media: Trudeau doesn’t look so smart and speedy anymore
Remember them
Ibrahima Barry
Mamadou Tanou Barry
Khaled Belkacemi
Aboubaker Thabti
Abdelkrim Hassane
Azzedine Soufiane
Remember the victims of the Quebec City mosque massacre.
Trudeau’s pandemic response: among the worst in the world
Covid-19 response.
Countries' Covid-19 response rankings, evaluated by the Lowy Institute and based on the availability of data across six indicators#AFPGraphics pic.twitter.com/izgX9wpaZ2
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) January 28, 2021
Bell Let’s Talk thing thread
From last year, but maybe you’ll find it useful. Here it is.
You’ve got this.
So. #BellLetsTalk day. So, let's talk.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) January 29, 2020