I read obits. They are important.
This one is really important. RIP, David.
This one is really important. RIP, David.
This week’s Sparky! WE have a problem! pic.twitter.com/e6Cw66cozm
— SparkyTheTalkingRat (@RatSparky) August 2, 2020
No explanations (like, for example, that mine conclusively prove I’m still a teenager). Just say them.
Mine:
Being There. Princess Bride. Local Hero. Rock’n’Roll High School. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Repo Man. Star Trek IV. Napoleon Dynamite. Almost Famous. Blue Velvet. Clockwork Orange. Die Hard. Trading Places. Blade Runner. Elf. Something About Mary. Shrek. Anchorman. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Sixteen Candles. Shining. Breakfast Club. The Dead.
“I am very happy to be here to talk about the pandemic for as long as possible. Also, what do you think about the cool horse behind me?” pic.twitter.com/xvnSokY28G
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Wayne Easter: “I would like to hear quite a bit more about the pandemic, Prime Minister. Please use your entire 90 minutes to do so.” pic.twitter.com/Rp3VLLntzc
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Close-up of the blaming of bureaucrats for the scandal. pic.twitter.com/g4ufpp7z3l
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Actual footage of the Prime Minister revealing what he knew about WE and the Kielburgers. pic.twitter.com/OVD2eGOz7Y
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
“WE Charity received no preferential treatment,” he said, as hundreds of dormant lie detector machines spontaneously blinked awake, across North America. pic.twitter.com/e8NlXoSixk
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
#CPC sedates Pierre to the point where he actually falls asleep. pic.twitter.com/RLymAoF8Ts
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
I think Pierre has a more impressive backdrop than Justin or Wayne. pic.twitter.com/E8zsEmVYRR
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
The Prime Minister’s cool horse statue may have been given to him by Craig and Marc, but he doesn’t remember, doesn’t know Craig and Marc, doesn’t know what day it is, and in fact doesn’t know where the horse came from. Also, the public service did it. pic.twitter.com/sXAPA54iaM
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Opposition strategist folks may be understanding by now why I suggested focusing so much on Trudeau was a total waste of time. He’s a performer, he’s performing.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Watching this, I occasionally wonder how Canada’s 300,000 public servants feel about the Prime Minister of Canada throwing them under the proverbial bus, over and over and over, for this #WEscandal.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Yep, you did. pic.twitter.com/QWmcDGYADI
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Long ago, @JustinTrudeau said that he saw his role as a figurehead, quote unquote. He’s cheerfully providing evidence of that, this afternoon. When he says he didn’t know a lot of what was going on, I actually believe him. He should’ve, but he didn’t. He never does. #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
“Please accept this as my application for a spot, any spot, in your cabinet.” pic.twitter.com/lLh6dAiX2u
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Wayne Easter, his Internet service reconnected, starts waving to all Canadians to show his happiness. pic.twitter.com/KT5fs3K2U2
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
K. https://t.co/UqNtdbWme9 pic.twitter.com/pQcDl7XZ6v
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
He has “deep respect” for the public service that he has repeatedly blamed for this seamy, sordid scandal. Gotcha. #cdnpoki
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
No, he looks like he came here to rag the puck, which he has done, and which his inquisitors let him do. https://t.co/lhsDe7Bd7L
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Admit it: you guys like doing Twitter and TV with me.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
Before we all forget, it is worth noting that the smarmy, smug, smirking brothers’ performance this week was poorly shot, poorly executed, and poorly advised. I intend to use it with my students as an example of how never to handle a public relations crisis. #cdnpoli #wescandal pic.twitter.com/TuCjDo1BrG
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 30, 2020
It’s coming.
October and the October Surprise, that is. It is as inevitable as it is predictable.
The October Surprise can be capitalized, like that, because it is an actual thing. And it can change everything, politically.
An October Surprise is usually some event – planned or not – which happens in the days leading up to a big vote. In the United States, presidential elections are always in the first part of November, and October Surprises can thereby affect the outcome of those. They happen a lot.
An October Surprise happened in 2016, and resulted in Donald Trump seizing the presidency. During the election, Trump had invited his friend Vladimir Putin to hack into Hilary Clinton’s email. Putin did.
Clinton’s emails thereafter became a controversy, and the FBI even investigated her because of it. They found no wrongdoing and shut down their investigation. Then, two weeks before the presidential vote, the clueless, witless FBI director announced the discovery of more emails, and the re-opening of their investigation.
Clinton, who – full disclosure, I worked for in two states and her Brooklyn headquarters – had been ahead in every poll. But after the FBI’s October Surprise, she was in big trouble.
The FBI again announced they were closing their investigation – the day before the vote. But it didn’t matter. It was too late.
Clinton lost because just 75,000 votes in three states – Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin – went to Trump, not her. And there is no doubt in Clinton’s mind why she lost the electoral college: the FBI’s October Surprise. Said Clinton. “[The FBI announcement] raised doubts that were groundless, baseless, proven to be, [and] stopped our momentum.“
October Surprises can do that. In October 1972, when Richard Nixon lied and suggested that “peace was at hand” in Vietnam. When it wasn’t. He won.
In October 1979, when Ronald Reagan’s election team actively worked to prevent the release of Americans being held hostage by Iran – and engineering their release on the very day President Jimmy Carter relinquished the presidency.
In October 1992, when an Independent Counsel indicted George H. W. Bush’s Secretary of Defense in the Iran-Contra Affair. Bush lost the election to Bill Clinton.
And so on and so on. October Surprises can and do happen.
One is going to happen in 2020.
Donald Trump is now doing things he swore he would never do. He has started to wear masks – something for which he used to mock Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden. He has fired his campaign manager.
He has started echoing the warnings of scientists about the coronavirus pandemic. He has even cancelled his party’s convention in Florida – something he swore he would never do – because Republicans were going to stay away in droves.
Why has he done These whiplash-inducing reversals? Why has he done all these things?
Because he is losing an election that is less than 100 days away. Badly.
Biden is more trusted by Americans to handle the pandemic – 54 per cent to 34 per cent, a Washington Post-ABC News poll found last week. Trump is behind Biden nationally – and by double digits in some battleground states. The ones Trump must hold onto to win.
Mark McKinnon, the Republican strategist who oversaw advertising for President George W. Bush in 2004, acknowledged the pandemic is crushing Trump’s chances at re-election. “He’s wearing a mask and canceling the convention,” said McKinnon. “That’s a head-snapping reversal for a guy who hates to be wrong, hates to back down and, worst of all, hates to be perceived as weak.”
So, if you were a Republican advising Donald Trump – if you were facing not just a loss of the White House but the Senate too – what would you do? How would you prevent a historic wipeout?
On October Surprise, that’s how. And it’s a solution that’s medical, not political.
For weeks, pharmaceutical companies have been providing Donald Trump with a way out of his dilemma. They’ve been teasing out stories about possible COVID-19 vaccines. Their stock prices have surged dramatically.
Donald Trump, who pays close attention to the stock markets, is going to stand at a podium sometime in October and announce a cure for coronavirus. He is going to hold up a tiny vial for the TV cameras, and he is going to say the cure was found because his administration funded it, and his administration is going to ensure every American gets it.
It almost certainly won’t work, but no one will know that until after voting day.
The October Surprise is a cure for coronavirus that isn’t a cure.
And it’s coming.
•WE “charity” spends hundreds of thousands on US lobbyists
• Fired WE staff confirm they were forced to attend #LPC event
• Ethics Commissioner expands probe into Finance Minister
• Sun reports WE spied on journalists
…and that’s just today, folks!