Closure
“Just break me into small parts
Let go in small doses
But spare some for spare parts
You might make a dollar.”
Great song on a great day. Ode to freedom.
“Just break me into small parts
Let go in small doses
But spare some for spare parts
You might make a dollar.”
Great song on a great day. Ode to freedom.
For historians, I will repeat my view: @realDonaldTrump won't be defeated by @JoeBiden alone – he will also be defeated by #coronavirus. It will lay bare his incompetence and dishonesty, and it will needlessly harm people and markets. And it's happening right now. #USpolitics
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 9, 2020
Why did Justin Trudeau lose a million votes in the 2019 election? Why did he lose his majority? Why did he lose his standing in the world, and with Canadians?
Because of LavScam. Because of the Aga Khan, and unbalanced budgets, and no electoral reform, and serial scandals. Because of things he did personally, too: Aga Khan, LavScam, and Gropegate, and elbowing a female MP, and blackface, and the unrelenting solipsism and conceits.
All that. But it has been the arrogance of Trudeau and his cabal, too. Konrad Yakabuski writes up an indictment about that, here. Highlights below.
One of the great ironies of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s government is that it has proved so ineffective in the one area where it so emphatically promised to outdo its predecessors.
It was always presumptuous on the part of Mr. Trudeau and his former principal secretary, Gerald Butts, to suggest they would run a more effective government than any of those that came before them. But by dropping the ball so spectacularly on so many key files, Mr. Trudeau’s Prime Minister’s Office set itself up for the failure that has now befallen it.
…The Trudeau PMO has never seemed clear on its own priorities. So how could it expect the senior bureaucracy to be clear on them? At both the micro-policy level (electoral reform, balancing the budget by 2019) and macro-policy level (reconciliation with Indigenous peoples, supporting economic growth while fighting climate change), the Trudeau government has continually sent mixed signals to the bureaucracy about how seriously it takes its own promises.
When it has sprung into action, the Trudeau PMO has typically made a mess of it. The SNC-Lavalin affair, which started out with a straightforward move to bring Canadian law on deferred prosecution agreements in line with that of other developed countries, nearly destroyed Mr. Trudeau’s government all because the PMO failed to abide by its own deliverology credo.
It is perhaps no coincidence that the Trudeau government’s most notable successes – the implementation of the Canada Child Benefit and medical aid in dying, and the negotiation of new health-care funding agreements with the provinces – were overseen by low-key ministers who kept their eyes on the ball rather than their Twitter feeds. Social Development Minister Jean- Yves Duclos and Jane Philpott, Mr. Trudeau’s first health minister, were focused on results, not retweets.
Overall, however, execution has proved to be the Achilles heel of this government. It has proved inept at buying fighter planes or fixing the Phoenix pay system. It promised a bigger role for Canada in global affairs but has earned a reputation abroad for being fickle and stingy. The Canada Infrastructure Bank extends its record for overpromising and underdelivering.
Indeed, the scariest words in Canadian English may have become: “I’m from the Trudeau government, and I’m here to help.”
If this does not make you cry, you can’t.
Deanna Dikeman’s parents sold her childhood home, in Sioux City, Iowa, in 1990, when they were in their early seventies. They moved to a bright-red ranch house in the same town, which they filled with all their old furniture. Dikeman, a photographer then in her thirties, spent many visits documenting the idyll of their retirement. Her father, once a traffic manager at a grain-processing corporation, tended to tomato plants in the backyard. Her mother fried chicken and baked rhubarb pie, storing fresh vegetables in the freezer to last them through the cold. Every Memorial Day, they stuffed the trunk of their blue Buick with flowers and drove to the local cemetery to decorate graves.
At the end of their daughter’s visits, like countless other mothers and fathers in the suburbs, Dikeman’s parents would stand outside the house to send her off while she got in her car and drove away. One day in 1991, she thought to photograph them in this pose, moved by a mounting awareness that the peaceful years would not last forever. Dikeman’s mother wore indigo shorts and a bright pink blouse that morning; her father, in beige slacks, lingered behind her on the lawn, in the ragged shade of a maple tree. The image shows their arms rising together in a farewell wave. For more than twenty years, during every departure thereafter, Dikeman photographed her parents at the same moment, rolling down her car window and aiming her lens toward their home. Dikeman’s mother was known to scold her daughter for her incessant photography. “Oh, Deanna, put that thing away,” she’d say. Both parents followed her outdoors anyway.
Read more here.
The Canadian-born face of the show Jeopardy made a statement about his health on his show. I found it moving and brave.
I’ve never watched his show. But everyone should watch this. Quite a guy. https://t.co/z7B7z5b7lB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
My tweet was noticed by Laura Jane Grace, one of the best punk rock musicians in history. It elicited this response from her:
How have you never watched Jeopardy? That’s like Kim Kardashian saying she’s never had milk on cereal?!!
— Laura Jane Grace (@LauraJaneGrace) March 4, 2020
Which naturally led to this response:
It's the natural aversion we Canadians have to successful fellow Canadians. We knock them when they're here, and then when they inevitably go to the States to be more successful, we lament the fact that they're gone. It's like a national pastime up here. https://t.co/3VPrErPzeX
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
The Internet is weird.
Attacking the party they want to lead. Falsely claiming the vote is rigged. Smearing anyone who disagrees with them on anything. Finding fantasy conspiracies everywhere. Sound like @realDonaldTrump and his cabal in 2016? It's also @BernieSanders and his cabal in 2020. #USpolitics
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
When your consultants come to you saying the campaign needs to spend untold millions on ad buys, don’t listen to them.
As Donald Trump showed in 2016, and as Joe Biden showed last night, the candidates who win more are the candidates who spend less on ads. Because, inter alia, (a) people aren’t watching TV like they used to, so big TV ad buys simply aren’t as effective, and (b) in the fake news era, people are getting very skeptical about the ads they see on Facebook and elsewhere on the Internet.
Politics is changing. Political campaigners need to change, too.
(Which is why I am a fan of war rooms, still. War rooms work. Hire Daisy.)
You said he couldn’t do it.
Quite a few of you, in fact. You know: Joe Biden will never win the nomination, it’s all over, he should quit, etc. Some commenters even said he had dementia or some mental illness – which got those commenters blocked (and will again in the future, I promise).
Well, he did it. Last night, Joe Biden won big. Hell, he won in states that he hadn’t even visited. States where he hadn’t run any ads.
I was glued to the results all night, and recording my reactions on Twitter and elsewhere. The night began, as it always does, with my exchange with a famous CNN news anchor:
24 MINUTES UNTIL #SUPERTUESDAY RESULTS AND I WILL NOT GO THE BATHROOM AGAIN FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 3, 2020
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW https://t.co/AmTh22cQB7
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 3, 2020
He just won Virginia! That’s huge. Sanders always going to win his home state. But Sanders was expecting to be competitive in Birginia. Wasn’t. #SuperTuesday https://t.co/fXQD7Kc7Dl
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Bloomberg gets a big fat zero in the state he needed most. #SuperTuesday
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
He’s not a Democrat. He can’t beat Trump. He’s a jerk to women. There’s a lot more but I’m not here to answer questions tonight. https://t.co/rfF3PLNwM7
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 4, 2020
SUPER TUESDAY IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS ROB https://t.co/Fr9zf0fyiN
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Pro tip: if you come on my feed and make jokes about mental illness, falsely claim @JoeBiden has dementia, etc., you will be blocked.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Towards defeat. https://t.co/KTTDePbG7s
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Bloomberg spent half a billion dollars to get bupkis. #SuperTuesday
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Bloomberg wins American Samoa. There’s a punchline there, somewhere. #SuperTuesday
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
#JoeMentum pic.twitter.com/HHiPwsGTFV
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
From the considerable political experience I acquired in Texas from ages seven to ten, I predict a @JoeBiden victory there. You’re welcome, pardner. #SuperTuesday
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
It’s actually a bit weird how much I love the @CNN board.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
I’d like to remind everyone who came by @DaisyGrp today. #JoeMentum #SuperTuesday @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/ScN8YaPim4
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
@jonkingcnn calls Sander out in Virginia. #SuperTuesday #JoeMentum pic.twitter.com/DuCz53rESs
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
#JoeMentum pic.twitter.com/VWmGu4VnXA
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
My golf pro son is in Florida while I watch #SuperTuesday results up here in the cold. He wanted me to show this to you guys. Be nice: he’s my retirement plan. pic.twitter.com/O2Qo6qSM3D
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Now you all know why @realDonaldTrump conspired with a foreign government to hurt @JoeBiden. He feared Joe the most. #SuperTuesday #JoeMentum
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
#supertuesday #JoeMentum pic.twitter.com/c9vLCZAhwR
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Brutal for @SenWarren. Brutal. #SuperTuesday pic.twitter.com/qwixOG9kis
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Colorado. Always hated that state.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
My TV abruptly turned off for a few seconds and I had a heart attack. Unlike Bernie Sanders, however, I would not lie about releasing my health records. #SuperTuesday
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
@CNN calls “too early to call” breaking news. Gotcha. #SuperTuesday pic.twitter.com/vTa5VEF4nX
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Look at this. Look. #SuperTuesday #JoeMentum https://t.co/OoFndfXTsv
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
When the history of #SuperTuesday 2020 is written, the kick-ass style of @DrBiden and @SymoneDSanders will fill a chapter. pic.twitter.com/NeE9PAHT0P
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020
Aaaaand @JoeBiden just went ahead of the multi-millionaire socialist in Texas! #SuperTuesday #JoeMentum
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 4, 2020