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This nice fellow objects to me objecting to anyone getting killed.

This nice fellow objects to me objecting to anyone getting killed.

Can the politicians tell the police to take down the barricades?
If not, why not?
Those are the two questions that have been mooted for more than two weeks now. Around the nation’s water coolers, in just about every Tim Horton’s, frustrated and angry Canadians – Indigenous and otherwise – have been wondering what, if anything, can be done. What can be done to make the trains run on time again? What can end this?
There haven’t been as many questions about the legitimacy of the protests, or the efficacy of our political leaders. A majority of Canadians apparently regard the barricades as worse than illegitimate – they see them as illegal.
And our political leaders? On that, there is consensus, too. Not one of our leaders has looked like they know what to do. Not one.
Justin Trudeau spent a few days pleading for “patience,” and – when it became evident that he did not possess a clue about how to actually solve the crisis, and finally reconcile with Indigenous Canadians – he did a volte-face and said he wasn’t going to be patient anymore. No, sir. The Prime Minister wanted the barricades down “now.”
That, ironically, was Andrew Scheer’s position. The soon-to-be-former Conservative leader wanted the barricades carted away “now,” too. But he stopped short of saying the police should be, you know, ordered to do so.
And, when he said what he said, the aforementioned Trudeau petulantly refused to invite Scheer to a meeting in his office with all of the other leaders of political parties. (Seriously.)
From the Liberals, then, inertia and platitudes. From the Conservatives, lots of tough-guy talk (as leadership contender Peter MacKay was, in a tweet applauding vigilante action) – but, um, not too much of it (MacKay later deleted the tweet).
From the other political leaders, much of the same. Words and contradictions. Piffle and bafflegab. But not a single, sensible suggestion about what to actually do.
An Ipsos poll suggested Canadians themselves were similarly conflicted. Said Ipsos: “As the indigenous blockade of key transportation corridors in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en Nation continues for another week, a majority of Canadians [61 per cent] say they disagree that the protestors are conducting justified and legitimate protests.”
But, but.
But the other hand, said Ipsos: “Most Canadians recognize room for improvement: three quarters agree that the federal government must act now to help raise the quality of life of Canada’s aboriginal peoples, which is up 12 percentage points since 2013.”
Get that? Around six in ten Canadians say the protests are illegitimate. But around seven in ten also say Indigenous people have legitimate grievances, and deserve better.
Out of all this confusion, out of all the maddening political double-talk, one question persisted: can the police be ordered in?
Well, no. Not by the politicians, anyway.
For much of the country, the RCMP is the police force that would be called upon to shut down the barricades and arrest the protestors. And the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Act, section five, acknowledges that the commissioner of the force is indeed appointed by the relevant cabinet minister.
But then section five goes on: only the RCMP commissioner “has the control and management of the Force and all matters connected with the Force.” Not, it should be emphasized, the politicians.
Last year, during LavScam, the Conservatives seemed to understand this distinction. They seemed to accept that no politician should ever, ever order police or prosecutors to do (or not do) something. This year, they have forgotten all that, because it is politically expedient to do so.
The Liberals, meanwhile, spent much of 2018 and 2019 attempting to bend the law to suit their political purposes. In 2020, not so much. With a straight face, they now insist they cannot tell the police what to do. Which is why nothing was done for weeks.
They’re right about that much, at least. If the standoff between police and Indigenous people during the 1995 Ipperwash crisis taught us anything, it is this: permitting politicians to order around the cops can have fatal consequences. In that conflict, former Ontario Premier Mike Harris was alleged to have said to the OPP: “I want the fucking Indians out of the park.”
So, an Ontario Provincial Police sniper team was dispatched to Ipperwash. Ojibwa protestor Dudley George was then summarily shot. The OPP thereafter stopped George’s family from taking him to the hospital, and he died.
If you think Canadian police officers didn’t learn a valuable lesson from the killing of Dudley George, you’d be wrong. They carefully studied the voluminous Ipperwash Inquiry report, and have heeded what it had to say.
Twenty-five years later, as more Indigenous protests (literally) grip the nation, Canada’s police forces are the only ones in authority who have conducted themselves with anything approaching caution and consistency. They, more than anyone else, know that someone could be killed. And that, frankly, should matter more than anything else.
As the 2020 barricade crisis drags on, the cops look like adults. The politicians look like idiots.
Trust the cops.
You do cheap publicity stunts, in a transparent bid to look somehow relevant, that’s what.
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Don't be snotty. And: no I don't. He did do well post-election. His dithering now, however – on barricades, coronavirus, 57 Canadians killed by Iran – has changed all that. If an election were held now, he'd lose it. Even to a leaderless #CPC. #cdnpoli #LPC https://t.co/6IaCpAMYd9
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 24, 2020
Friday, February 21: Shit From Hell is playing at the Bovine Sex Club.
Yes. That is the name of our band. Yes, that is the name of the club where we are playing.
Some other great bands are playing. We asked to go first, so we can hang out with our friends and dance. It’s the launch of my new book, Age of Unreason, too.
So, come on by and dance and have fun. I’ll sell you a Donald Trump Is An Asshole T-shirt and throw in the book. Records, too. (They’re taking up too much room in the basement.)
I know you’ve got other crap going on. I know. But we would be grateful if you came by and hung out, even for a bit.
Friday, around 9, at 542 Queen Street West. Come! It will be a blast, and great to see you.
W

I just don’t like Bernie Sanders.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bloomberg looks like he’s wondering where his caddy got to.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
The reason the Bernie Sanders campaign won’t release his health records is revealed. #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/OXGGdsJExH
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
My son has expressed concern that my guy Joe Biden is asleep while standing up with his eyes open. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Joe Biden has awoken from his centuries-long sleep and is biting everyone else onstage #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Elizabeth Warren has decided to give up her quest to be named best-liked classmate #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
When he speaks, Mike Bloomberg makes the Washington Monument seem highly animated and colorful #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/zNMnd8ZZMM
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Biden just beat Bloomberg like a circus monkey #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
They are talking about stents on TV. What a time it is to be (sort of) alive. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bloomberg ain’t gonna get a poll bump out of this hot mess #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Biden and Warren are schooling Bloomberg about how it works in the big leagues. #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Mayor Pete’s shot at Amy was Major Petty #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I love that Joe just said “with whom” which is proper grammar fuck #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Here comes the obligatory Nevada question, which is either going to be about slot machines or Celine Dion #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I’m glad Bernie defined existential for the rest of us, because I always thought it had something to do with sex
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
JOE ON FIRE #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
Bernie looks like he’s having a coronary event #DemocraticDebate
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
I am transfixed by Elizabeth Warren’s earlobes. #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/IiG0O8GW58
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
On with @charlesadler in minutes! pic.twitter.com/f5rQ8RpxDB
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 20, 2020
But Trudeau won’t listen.
He doesn’t like strong women who talk back.
Wilson-Raybould, now an independent MP, called for Trudeau to fly to B.C. to get personally involved in meetings, a cooling-off period in B.C. during which construction would cease and the RCMP leave the area, and the immediate tabling of long-promised Indigenous land rights and self-governance legislation.
Wilson-Raybould also made a plea to the Wet’suwet’en to take responsibility for providing clarity to Canadians about who speaks for a community that Canadians and governments understand is divided.
Wilson-Raybould was especially critical of Justin Trudeau’s failed promises.
Canada has known for decades “what needs to be done,” said Wilson-Raybould. “But here we are, yet again, in a moment of crisis because the hard work was punted.”
…She said the prime minister and his colleagues know this, “So please look in the mirror and ask yourself why?”
“Let us be honest — the prime minister has to learn to take responsibility,” said Wilson-Raybould.
She suggested Canadians have learned “the true history and the need for fundamental change” yet Trudeau has done little but talk.
Canada has 49,000 km of rail lines. It has 38,000 km of highways. It has 550 port facilities. Anyone who thinks police can go in and shut down a barricade and solve the problem are dreaming. The protestors can just move to another spot. There are plenty of places to go. #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) February 17, 2020