My fridge claims Iran is violating the nuclear arms deal. My stove was testifying before Congress and couldn't verify. #KellyAnnePolls
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 13, 2017
Always wondered what that button on my microwave was for. Thanks #kellyanneconway pic.twitter.com/4pDWuw8vQG
— Melvinder Singh (@MelvinderSingh1) March 13, 2017
Senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway is suggesting that alleged government surveillance of Donald Trump during his campaign may have gone beyond the president’s accusation that former President Barack Obama had his phones tapped.
Conway tells New Jersey’s Bergen County Record that “there are many ways to surveil each other.” She says “you can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.”
Conway went on to say that the monitoring could be done with “microwaves that turn into cameras,” adding: “We know this is a fact of modern life.”
Team Trump are all certifiably insane, of course. That’s a given. But this latest grievously self-inflicted wound cries out for comedic interpretation. Be sure to share yours in comments!
Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. participate in a top-secret conference call with the Unpresident.
As I am certain you know, among Sikhs, wearing a Dastaar, or turban, is mandatory for all Amritdhari (or initiated) Sikh men and women. For the Sikhs, the Dastaar is an article of faith that represents honour, self-respect, courage, spirituality, and piety. It is central to the Skin identity and is to be accorded respect.
By all but the BC NDP’s pals in the BC Federation of Labour, that is.
My Huff Po bit on the BC Dips resulted in a number of emails from a number of folks in God’s Country. One told me a noteworthy story, with supporting evidence.
“Warren: As I’m sure you’ve heard, BC Fed is running an attack ad campaign on the BC Liberals and Christy Clark. The first ad they ran showed the Christy Clark cartoon character actually jumping on a Sikh person wearing a turban. When the Sikh community objected, the BC Fed people quickly deleted the scene. You should put up the two clips I’m sending you on your blog. They are incredibly disrespectful to the Sikh faith.”
I agree. Here’s a bit of the slowed-down “before” ad, which I uploaded to YouTube:
And, here’s the “after lots of complaints” ad, with the anti-Sikh crap mysteriously absent:
BC Fed/BC NDP: we’re working to make life more culturally insensitive!
Truer words not yet spoken:
All you Black folks, you must go
All you Mexicans, you must go
And all you poor folks, you must go
Muslims and gays, boy, we hate your ways
So all you bad folks, you must go
Somewhere out there, right now, a 16-year-old punk grrrrrl is writing the next anti-Trump Smells Like Teen Spirit anthem, and it’s a song that will change the world. In the meantime, anticipate lots of punk rock (like this) and hip hop (like below) railing against the New World Disorder.
Bad time for people, but a good time for great rebel music and investigative journalism.
Possible political analogy: @BarackObama is on TV and @realDonaldTrump and @StephenBannon show up. #uspoli pic.twitter.com/3qwuPxWj3l
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2017
David Duke called. He wants his tweet back. https://t.co/hCf1R8h5pP
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2017
One law for all is a Canadian value. "Sanctuary cities" will be ineligible for transit funding if I am PM. #cpcldr
— Kellie Leitch (@KellieLeitch) March 9, 2017
Anti-Trump screed I’m hollering at York U tonight. Hopefully I will burn a few barns. Come!
I’ve noted that conservatives who call Justin Trudeau “pretty boy,” “shiny pony” and whatnot always tend to resemble this big fella.
A coincidence, sans doubt.
Bring Faith Goldy to me!