The most brilliant non-apology in the history of apologies, ever
A classic, for your amusement.
Pat Martin, who in my opinion is a dork, may think he won. But he’s actually lost.
A classic, for your amusement.
Pat Martin, who in my opinion is a dork, may think he won. But he’s actually lost.
THE GLOBE’S DEBATE
Dear Reporters: We are not here to hear you. Signed, Canada #cdnpoli #elxn42
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Next up: the political leaders will debate the issues in the remaining five minutes of the broadcast. #elxn42 #cdnpoli — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
“What does Adam Radwanski think about this debate?” said no one, ever, anywhere. #elxn42 #cdnpoli — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
I think it’s time we tell @ThomasMulcair to shave the beard off, Canada, or we’re damn well not voting for him. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
When did @ThomasMulcair become a conservative? #elxn42 #cdnpoli — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
You will all ride bikes and wear Birkenstocks! #elxn42 #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/F6t3i006rs
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
STEPHEN HARPER
See that? @pmharper lowered voice, volume. Better than shouting. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
Old Stock Canadian. pic.twitter.com/27NNlYDZEO
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
What the heck did @justintrudeau have for dinner? Battery acid and nails? #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Guys who grew up in limousines shouldn't take shots about motorcades. #cdnpoli #elxn42
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Seems like @justintrudeau felt like he was losing, but none of us thought he was. Until now, perhaps. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
So much for the "I'm not going neg" promise. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
FACTS TELL, STORIES SELL. Too many factoids being tossed around. Not enough stories being told. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
WE WILL GET YOUR VOTE BY SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER. #ELXN42 #CDNPOLI
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
You know, it is total bullshit that the only female leader is not allowed to be part of this debate. It really is. #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Gold: @ThomasMulcair. Silver, but close behind: @pmharper. Tin: @justintrudeau. He wasn't very good at all #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Commenters on my web site are almost unanimous: the winner tonight was…#BlueJays. Most of them changed the channel! #elxn42 #cdnpoli
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Open thread. I will have my take in tomorrow’s KCCCC!
Dear Reporters: We are not here to hear you. Signed, Canada #cdnpoli #elxn42
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 18, 2015
Apparently intent on repeating that little mid-campaign incident back in 2008 – you know the one, it led to Senator Mike Duffy – CTV is back at it again.
Now, you may have noticed that I don’t really linger by the phone, waiting for Justin Trudeau to call. We’re not close. There’s a reason for that.
But he – and, more particularly, CTV’s viewers – deserve better than this “poll,” this heap of horseshit, that was
[Wait for it.]
PAID FOR BY THE NDP.
That isn’t the only problem with the poll. Here are a couple others, which you can check out yourself in the poll’s “methodology.” Specifically, check out the weighting.
Anyway.
I think it’s appalling that CTV (who I like) has done this to Trudeau (who I, well, you know). It’s appalling that viewers and voters have been let down in this way.
So my dog, Roxy, has commissioned a poll, too. Here it is. Vote early, vote often.
Good job, yet again! You guys are simply without equal, and we really mean that. Signed, Every LPC Member
Kudos #LPC Greenlighters for letting in these folks & keeping out likes of Coyne, Bertschi, Innes, Kinsella et al.! http://t.co/8Nl5fen0mn
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) September 16, 2015