Just-released audit by a forensic accounting firm:
He broke the law again.
What will the law do about it? Do date, SFA. But, once again, Ford’s facing the (unlikely) prospect of being removed from office.
Still think this clown was worth voting for, those of you who did so?
Davey Snot on skins, fresh from court (he’s wearing his barrister’s stuff, no less); the Dimmer Twins (in matching outfits!) on strings. Playing, for the first time ever, ‘TV Show’ at the Rehearsal Factory. Lyrics-for-the-ages-below! Politics is never as fun-loving as this.
We’re super bored now
Nothin’ to do now
Our current reality blows
Let’s watch some reality shows
CHORUS
We got our TV, we got our TV:
TV, TV
We got no books now, don’t read ’em anyhow: TV, TV
We don’t like the daylight
It’s always way too bright
We don’t ever need to work
When we have our Captain Kirk
CHORUS
Spongebob, Gilligan, Flintstones too
Much to see, nothing much to do
Don’t need no PC, don’t need no repartee
Who needs T Rex when we got TV
I’m sorry, but the otherwise-intelligent people losing their shit over Twitter having a service interruption is beyond comedic. What did they do before it was invented?
More salient: what will they do when the Zombie Apocalypse™ begins, and their spiffy new Blackberry Z10 social media platform won’t halt an onslaught of the undead?
Pennywise provides an anthem for the generations. Good God, I love this song.
Calderon, in particular, had become the heart of the Raptors squad in his eight years with the team. To lose him and Davis – who was much loved by fans, too – is awful.
Question for head office: why didn’t you trade the $23 million dud instead?
And she is so so so so so happy. Meanwhile, I feel so so so so old.
My apologies to Kady et al., but if the new Berry ditches its USP – the keyboard – it’ll end up ditching lots more customers. I mean, when choosing between an iPhone and a wannabe iPhone, why not choose the real thing? (It’s a proposition that applies in politics, and will again, soon enough.)
But what I love about this report is the undisguised carnal tone to the writing and the comments. These guys lust after smart phones in the way my sons rhapsodize about Megan Fox. It’s actually creepy, when you consider it’s a thing.
Where you live, in this business, indeed matters. That’s why you see so many Ottawa-based politicos on the shows beaming out of there. It just makes more economic sense – even if what they say doesn’t always make political sense.